Friday, January 9, 2009

Dear TTN,


Death.....to the South Beach dream. It saddens me that this day has come. This day came at the hands of the nemesis of the Dawgnation. This last week has been an exact replica of our season, started out with a lot of potential to be great and continually was pummeled as the week went on. Started with wonderous recruits committing and then the news of Stafford and Moreno and closing with having to watch Fox and the rest of the world chug Tebow's urban meyer weiner for four and half hours. He must be exhausted. I know I am. This season was great. It took me to new venues that I have never seen. It took me to old ones that I dearly love. There was great excitement and optimism during numerous occasions. My elder brother got to experience his first Georgia game, and my younger co-captained the TitleTickler express long past what was asked of him. There were random mustache strokings that I would never have expected. There were numerous females that let it be known that they love mustaches "cause their daddy had one when they were two." There were numerous males who also let it be known that they loved mustaches because they personally couldn't grow one. And of course there were the jean short wearing razor toting variation who did not like the mustache at all. All in all it was a wonderful experience that made me a flagrant target when I subjected myself to the folds of SEC football. It excites me to know that I will get to do the same thing again next fall and year in and year out until we do bring the National Title back to where it belongs. It excites me that we might have to do so by playing a playoff and ridding all of the excuses that the Utes, the Lhorns, the Trojans have made for why their teams deserve the title more than the others. I appreciate the reading of these coffee induced tyrades and the support that many showed by joining me in the quest to will a national title home to Athems via a mustache ride on the TitleTickler Express. Stay tuned, stay positive, and look forward to the best year ever for Georgia Bulldog Football in 2009. Thanks for the memories and the mustard in the mustache. See you all in Pasadena Jan 7. 2010!!!!

Yours Truly,

TT

Monday, January 5, 2009

Week 21...22....

Well I know, some of you out there probably see me as a slacker. The truth is, I was duck hunting in Arkansas last week and did not have access to the TTHQ database. It is a heavily encrypted system and the technical support was not able to grant me access from my location. Don't fret, I have some week 21 documentation. Please watch the video in all its furry glory.

Well after that documentation and a journey to Arkansas and back, El TitleTicklero was able to catch some good football during the last week. Most importantly, those Hairy Dawgs traveled down to Florida and were able to take care of business against the formidable Big Ten opponent. I hope that our defense hasn't been that good all season because that would be a letdown. Big Ten speed, wowva. Overall I am very proud of the boys for getting to that 10 win level once again. It would have been very easy to give up but we did a great job that second half and played a great game. If that was Stafford's and Knowshon's last game, then what a game. Stafford showed in that second half why he has so much upside. Knowshon once again never quit and then caught that ball out of the backfield to give us once more clip of some Knacrobatics. In fact, before any of you start thinking "Knacrobatics, what a great word" TTHQ is in exclusive talks and has already filed patents to get a certain someone provided he goes pro to teach and even guest appear in some training videos on how to properly fly. Please stay tuned to TTHQ.

Back to the growth. As my loyal readers out there know, this would be the week of anticipation and excitement had all things gone as planned. Should be a good game, I would have just preferred to have seen what the Bulldogs could have done provided we didn't have 19 season ending injuries. Not going to lament on the fact that we had some bad breaks, the good news is that 2009 is looking better and better. We at TTHQ have a good source that believes there might be a slight possibility to see #7 and #24 in a uniform next year. Now whether or not the names read Stafford and Moreno will only tell. However, we have picked up two big time recruits in the last three days for the 2009 season and Coach Richt continues to keep the program stable by retaining all of our very desirable assistant coaches. So before all you razor toters out there say, "thanks TT for jinxing the season!" knowshon this, the upper lip on this man's face will be warm next season too.
The posts aren't done though sports fans. TTHQ will be continually providing material throughout the offseason however it will not be weekly. That being said, be on the lookout soon for some of the pics that have graced the halls of TTHQ this past season. Oh, and kids, don't go play anywhere on ole raintree lane, rumor is there's bigots that live in them parts. GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!