Week 20....

Should have been more glamorous. This mustache will be going through the holidays with me opening gifts and storing nog. Not gonna lie, didn't realize it would be over five months of furryness up there. HO HO HO. GO DAWGS!!!!

Week 19....

Brings a little joy in knowing that Tebow still has a chance to not be the greatest college football player ever. Sorry Timmy, if it was the best person and player in college football, then you had it locked up. No sleep lost here. TTHQ is in shambles. Local kids threw rocks through the windows. Our phone calls for interviews aren't getting returned. Fear is that it is not the economy but that people just don't care anymore. That could be the case. I personally fear for the TT. It is again catching heavy petting and pulling that is causing some sparsity across the lovely upper. A former TT told me that it was time. TIME, it is not time! I have been to wedding parties, read in funerals, presented in meetings; I fear it's legit. It's going to gather questions of why did you shave it because that is now all that the people know. I know one thing, I love it! I also love the Bulldogs. I fear that our team will be without a few vital pieces next year, however, we understand. Hope all is well out there in the nothingness that is not TTHQ. We appreciate the submits for MOW. Was outside of TTHQ looking at recruits this past friday, hopefully will be able to get em up there this Friday. Have a great week TTNation and have faith, there might be a Weekend Update. GO DAWGS!!!!!

Week 18.....

does nothing for me. Way to go BCS, Alabama goes undefeated during the regular season in the SEC and how do you reward them, a game vs. UTAH? WTF???? This has got to stop. How could you not want to see Florida vs. USC and Oklahoma vs. Alabama and then the winner plays for the title? Well what about Texas? What about Utah? What about Cinncinatti? Get real, the only team that deserves any cred is Texas and they found themselves in the same situation at our beloved Dawgs did last year and for that matter, so does Texas Tech. The system is flawed and needs to change. We are being robbed of good football thanks to computers. I make my living off of computers so I have to be careful, but seriously, the time has come. It hurts me to think of the Alabama vs. Utah game. What's wrong with UT vs. Alabama? That's a game? Ohio State, neat! That is what I call shitting the bed. How can you continue to give them any cred? I am not gonna lie, TTHQ is razzled. Not only are the Bulldawgs nowhere to be found and deservedly so, the rest of the BCS games are garbage other than the main event. What happened to wonderful matchups that excited you on new years day? They let em die, like they should have done to Ohio State last year. Pulling for Texas to finish them and the Bowl Championship Same Ole once and for all!!!! GO DAWGS!!!!! And send in some funny holiday Stache pics, we know you've got em!!!!

Week 17.....

Gives us a big dose of sour gut. We at TTHQ feel for the boys in Red and Black. It's been a long and arduous regular season that ended the way it's been going all along. Up and down, with brightness and bullshite mixed together. I can't help but feel sick for the seniors. Not what they envisioned when they started growing this past August 4th out there on the practice fields. You got to love seeing Tripp Chandler getting a TD catch his last game at Sanford. His only TD catch all year. No one would have predicted that at the beginning of the season. MoMass finishing the career that all of us anticipated after watching him his freshman year totally wow us similar to what AJ has done this year. Let's remember that next year in case AJ drops one or two to stay behind him instead of dogging him like we did MoMass. You can't help but think that might have been the last time we see No. 7 or No. 24 in red and black together or ever! Can't blame them either way. One more year of collegiate heriocs or onto richer pastures. I personally thank them both for the amount of energy and heart they poured into those uniforms every time they put them on. That goes for all the BullDawgs! No one wanted this season to end up like it has, I know that I didn't. I continually catch flack mainly right on my upper lip about my beloved Dawgs, about shaving. I will tell everyone out there that I will continue loving those Dawgs even though they didn't meet the lofty expectations that many had including the TTHQ. We thank you for an emotional season and look forward to the year of 2009. One thing you can bank on will be back at the beginning of fall practice next year and that's your beloved TitleTickler!!!! GO DAWGS!!!!

Week Sixteen....

WOW. What a stat! 16 weeks of wonderful wooly upper lip entertainment. People continue to ask, why haven't you shaved it? The Dawgs can't win the Title. REREAD WEEK 13!!!! Also, understand that any excuse to wear a mustache is a great thing, especially public support of the Georgia Bulldogs!!!! We at TTHQ have been asking ourselves about what gives with the lack of love in the Rankings. I know, we have lost two games. Let's look at some other two game losers. Missouri, the show me state. Well show me why in the F%&# they are ranked above Georgia another two loss team. Georgia lost to #1 Alabama and #2 Florida. Missouri to #3 Texas and #17 Oklahoma State. Hmmm, let's explore further. Oklahoma State, another two loss team who at the time had a little bit more respectable losses to then #1Texas and then #2 Texas Tech. Texas Tech beat them 56-20 and Oklahoma beat Texas Tech 65-21 so that means we should see Oklahoma beat Oklahoma State 111-41. We don't support college betting at TTHQ but put the farm on Oklahoma!!!! That brings us to the last 2 loss team ranked above the TT's beloved Dawgs. This teams irks TTHQ the most because not only are they ranked above the Dawgs in both the coaches poll and the BCS, they are also named Ohio State. OHIO STATE!!! WHAT THE BUCKEYE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!! This is the same team that has been annihilated by the SEC the past two years on the big stage. The same team that lost to USC and Penn State. The same team that for the past ten years has patticaked there way to national recognition year in and year out. I mean get real, you have UTAH and BOISE STATE ranked in the top 10. What is wrong with these people, do they not remember Hawaii? The rankings, the system, the BCS has got to go just like this beloved Tickler will on Jan. 9th. Until that day, whenever it comes, we are stuck with it!!! Thanks for listening. Huge game this week for the Dawgs. Finish on top boys. GO DAWGS!!!!

Week Fifteen.....

was a nailbiter. Wow, I am glad to say that I was away from the TV on that one. Come to think of it, this TitleTickler has been put through the ringer this year. We at TTHQ have noticed the nervous habit of pulling, biting, itching, and petting of the Tickler. There are certain spots that get more of the above activities than others. That being said, the Tickler looks like it has been through the season with the team. Nicked and bruised and tormented week in and week out. I found myself doing it during a game of Scrabble for crying out loud. The Tickler needs a break and we welcome it this off week. Boys, take a break, remember that you are in college and go stretch your legs a little bit. Yes, at week fifteen, we hoped to be getting ready to go to the SEC championship to play for it all. We didn't quite make it and now find ourselves a win away from a 10 win season with a team that has been through quite a bit of adversity. For some of you this is the last home game of your Bulldog career so TTHQ begs of you to enjoy it, gargle it, bathe in it! Great way to persevere in a hostile environment. Get some rest and GO DAWGS!!!!A worn out tickler. GO DAWGS!!!

Mustache of the Week!!!!

You guessed it. Back again as a fan favorite. The weekly MOW award. This week goes to a man that could be on America's Most Wanted. Come to think of it, we might want to check to see if there is a reward for turning this man in. The intensity, the fire, the psycho that burns through this man's eyes haunts the TTHQ's dreams. Here's to helping him haunt yours.
We at TTHQ appreciate the submits for MOW. Continue to send yours in and there will be a grand prize MOWOY. Mustache of the Week of the Year. The only way that you can be entered in the MOWOY contest is to be selected as a MOW. Please understand that MOW is a very serious award that we labor over for days here at TTHQ. In fact, this week has been so difficult that it caused us to not have the time to get the Weekend update to press in time to be relevant. The Dawgs travel down to the plains this weekend for a hard fight against one of our bitter rivals. This said rival has gender issues, what's it gonna be this week plainsmen, a war eagle or a tiger. Make up your mind. Play hard boys and make us proud. GO DAWGS!!!!

Week Fourteen...

and we nearly slipped in the dreaded Kat Dookie. Hat's off to the WildKats of Kentucky. They put up quite the fight. Much more of a fight than the Maroons of Episcopal. Maroons according to Wikipedia are the descendants of runaway slaves in America. You would think that after 150 years of not having slaves in America that they would change their mascot. They are helpless. As was their football this past weekend up at Woodberry Forest. I don't want to ruin the weekend update so I will leave it at that. Good work by the Dawgs this past weekend. The Kats that are Wild put up quite a fight. Let's prepare hard this week for the troublesome opponent that which is the Auburn Tigers. Go Dawgs!!!!!

Mustache of the Week!!!!

This is just sheer grotiness. Grotie. You send in something like this it deserves the pub. This is not endorsed by TTHQ. This man needs help, he needs a role model. He needs MOW award and he got it!!!!
I want everyone to revisit the cat dookie. Last thing the team needs is to slip in some of that. Good luck to the Dawgs up in Kentucky. The TT will be heading north this weekend to visit with old friends and watch the 108th meeting between the Woodberry Forest Tigers and Episcopal High School. You see, this MOW is a prime example of the quality of individual that you expect out of the Episcopal High School. This MOW is a graduate of that said school that trails Woodberry in the overall wins category. Woodberry leads in the series 51 to 48, with 8 ties. First down goes McCain, then his beloved GOONS. Go Tigers and GO DAWGS!!!!!

Some more Halloweening

This thing is a beauty. CK great costume. Makes all you Tickler wishers wish a little bit more that you had left yours on. Well keep sending em in and we'll keep posting them.
This is a mustached martian with a Fake one.
Keep em coming. Keep em Tickling. We pray here at TTHQ that CK let his live. Prove to us that it's alive. Big week with KY, let's regroup. GO DAWGS!!!!

Halloweeners....

We got a couple of pics from Halloween. TTHQ is not to excited about the lack of mustache motivated motifs that have noticeably not filled our inbox. Trust me, we're still blue in the face and disappointed from last weekends showing but that doesn't mean you shouldn't show your stache. In case you don't remember him, this is "Husky" Hal Fuzzburger dressed as Tony Franklin. Great work Hal.
Here is one of the TitleTickler himself. Not gonna lie, I was disappointed by the number of costumes from the Wofford Terriers fanbase but not suprised. The Mountaineers of Appalachian State however were huge fans of the holiday. After being a super fan at the App State game, we took the party to Tweetsie Railroad and rode the Werewolf Express. Take it from TTHQ, scary as hell. Of course they checked me on the Child Molestor database and their logic was, "That stache is just too good." Thanks Tweetsie for the memories.
TTHQ was contacted by the Associated Press about a comment regarding this year's election. Clearly they didn't know this isn't a political blog. TTHQ's response, "Ditka, Bears, sausage, Bulls, Da Bears."

GO DAWGS!!!! and send in your tic pics from halloween.

Week Thirteen.....

is a new start for the Dawgs. This pic is to all of you out there who have been bad mouthing the Bulldogs and the Bulldog Coaches. This TitleTickler was not grown so that the Bulldogs would owe me, a fan, an alumni, anything. It was grown to show public support for my team and nothing more. It isn't coming off because I still support my team even though we didn't have our best performance on Saturday past. When they took the field, they went out there to win. When the coaches prepared, they prepared to win. So before all you dilusional, non playing, non coaching critiques start spouting off about how you are tired of this or he needs to go; take a picture of yourself and realize that this game they play for your school is about them and not you. So to all you razor toting, Bulldog bashing doubters, this is for you. GO DAWGS!!!!

Mustache of the Week!!!!

I know, I know. How can there be MOW when there isn't one every week? Well that is due to the fact that sometimes, TTHQ just doesn't get the goods in time or any that warrant the notorious MOW title. Well, thankfully on the biggest week of the season for the Georgia Bulldogs this isn't the case. You see, this one is great. It goes against my personal facial rule of just an unruly upper lipper, however, it is FANTASTIC!!!!

Photo by Mcnair Evans

Please keep the submits coming. Especially when they are as beautiful as the one above. I know some of you crazies out there might get wacky enough to cut one out of the beard you have been growing for the last month for Halloween!!!! Well if you do, take it from TTHQ, wear it a while after, you won't be disappointed. Some of you are asking, TT, will you be in Jacksonville? I will not. Good news for the Dawgs. TT has never seen a W in person and will not return until convinced that it isn't the TT's fault. I will however be watching with most aggressive determination of pulling out the W from afar. Tonight finds the TT in Boone, NC watching the Wofford Terriers take on the Appalachian State Mountaineers. Should be an awesome sold out atmospher. Those Boooners are crazy about their football and yes, I will be dressing up.

Biggest game of the year tomorrow. For me, it's the biggest game of the year every year. I know the hype about the stomp. Oooh the stomp. Save it. What they should have made a big deal about is how they were outcoached and lost. Neither here nor there, it's in the past. The only one that matters is tomorrow. God Bless you Hairy Dawgs!!!! For all you forces down there in the front lines, give em hell!!!! GO DAWGS!!!!!

Weekend Update....

Well I just couldn't say no. Something grabbed me when I first visited bayou country long ago when I was twelve to go duck hunting with a childhood friend who originally was from Houma, LA. Those people, yes you Bayou folk, know how to do it. From duck hunting, to gumbo, to crawfish, and definitely to SEC football atmosphere; they do it right, hey bra!!! Now granted, I have seen some nasty episodes down in the Bayou from privates swinging out of windows, shirts getting ripped off, grandmas cussing the opposing fans, to people getting spat on. Well wait, that was from one person's trip down in 2003 so some might have been self inflicted but still, the place, like its oysters, is raw!!! Being that my last visit I caught fragments of all the aforementioned attacks, I had some vengeance in mind. Well TT, what did you do? Well TitleTickler nation, I didn't have to do one damn thing because before I even made it in the stadium thanks to some poor fan management, ole Darryll Gamble already had rumbled in for a pick six.
You see, I had the pleasure of meeting this man while waiting in the line to enter this raucous arena. As you observant ones notice, the man had a tickler. This said Tickler has actually been on his upper lip for 24 years and the lucky recipient of numerous rides was right there with him. She proved that beautiful women love the Tickler. This was a true American Dawg Fan and it was a pleasure meeting him. He gave it to every LSU Tiger who was giving it to us. It was sheer Glory.
I apologize to the elder Tickler for cutting him out of this photo but the Cajun in the middle had some limp excuse for a mustache. He was running his Tiger trap about SEC football and for that I agreed with him. There is not much better than being in a big time environment like Baton Rouge this past Saturday. It was great to talk to an elder Bulldawg wearer of the beloved mustache. ET, elder Tickler, said he started growing in college and has never looked back. If we all could only be so courageous. Thanks ET it was truly a pleasure.

By the time I was in my seat, LSU had already scored. I knew we were in for a roller coaster. I enjoyed the fine company of three very passionate Dawg Fans Himmy New, Malicious Matt Wilson, and none other than Stiffy himself, Jonny Stewballs. It was a grand time. You see, the TT loves tossing around high fives and toss em a plenty he did. It was up and down emotions all day. We snatched this photo after the game was well in check. Happy to be in the area with my shirt still intact and victory on the horizon. The last time down, I don't think that I could have gotten out of there any faster. This time, we did back strokes til they told us to get out of the pool. LSU proved to be the most awesome environment as I remembered it. The fans were rowdy, the band was blaring, and the babies were a plenty. But you haven't been to Baton Rouge until you've seen this!


As we were promptly reminded walking out of the stadium of the lesson taught to us at TTHQ by the younger variation of the TT, I snatched up a dog of the hot sort and devoured it. The season is not over by a long shot and we have to continue to pick ourselves up and Finish the Drill. The D put us over the 50 point mark but gave LSU too much to cheer for. That won't work this weekend and we need to show Timmy Tebow who rules the East.

As if the weekend couldn't have gotten any better, the TitleTickler had the privilege of meeting number 7, UGA VII that is. What we noticed and relayed to TTHQ was noticed by others including some very verbose LSU fans. You see UGA VII has a healthy set of 'nads and they are the brightest red things you have ever seen. TTHQ has seen many a pair but none have ever been as RED or as Hairless as these. Well a guy can call his sister ugly but it doesn't mean a stranger can. That is where we found this interaction taking place.

LSU Male Fan: "Damn baby, look at that dogs nuts. I never seen nuts that Red. Baby, don't you wonder why his nuts are that red."

LSU Female Fan: "Shut up, quit talking like that."

Defensive TT: "They're that RED because he's been wearing that tiger Pu$$y out all day long!!!!"

Keep up the good work UGA VII and keep up the good work Dawgs!!!! This week sells itself, let's put the doubters to sleep. GO DAWGS!!!!
Sorry about the shot, UGA VII hadn't eaten anything all day and was on his way to dinner. Understandable UGA, understandable. Until next time sports fans. GO DAWGS!!!!

Week 12......

WOW. What a game. Great work boys. I got a great weekend update coming to you later on today. I am out of the office all day today. Great support by the Dawg fans and great atmosphere from the LSU Tigers. It was all around an awesome weekend. Growth is thick. Dawgs have a huge week of practice to prepare for this week's matchup of the year. To say that we at TTHQ hate the Gators is an understatement. There is no word. I hope our boys back us up and put it to Tearful Tebow and the boys. Great work by Darryl Gamble. Great work by the Dawgs!!!!!

Am I losing you????

Fans. Sorry for the delay. It seems with this whirlwind of a TitleTickling world I live in that life and the days in it fly by my furry upper lip. I apologize. I know some of you are sitting on the edge of your porcelain thrones wondering about my discoveries of the evolution of the Mexican Annoose. Some factual data that will be released at a later date confers with TTHQ about their theory.

Now in hunting "El Gran Bigote," no for all you non hispanohablantes that doesn't mean "The Big Biggot" it means "The Big Mustache." I did not expect to find El Gran however I did find some inspiration. It seems the city of Pachuca where I find myself continually residing when in Mexico has started a motivational campaign. Who better to motivate than the man below?

You see what "Vas a ganar mas" literally translates to "you are going to win more" and what the bottom sentence says, "cuando tienes un TitleTickler!!!" Clearly my last trip early in the TitleTickler's history, see Segunda Semana, left a lasting impression on the local government. The Pachucans, my friends, have bought into the Tickler, why haven't you?

This makes little to no sense, I know. Also what makes little to no sense is entering into the jungle known at Baton Rouge. Well sports fans, the TitleTickler will be in attendance defending the Dawgs honor. Hope to see all of you there. GO DAWGS!!!!

Week 11....

Growth is pretty much maintained.  It is as full as it is going to get although it thins out when watching/listening to games.  I no longer find myself running my hands through the hair on my head but more of a pulling of the tickler on my lip.  The Dawgs need to put up a stellar performance this week in order to get a win out of Baton Rouge.  If you have never been, we at TTHQ recommend going.  This atmosphere is one of the best in college football and if the stars align, the TitleTickler plans to be right in the thick of it.  We will keep you updated.  Great win over a very disciplined Vandy team.  Need to catch those ints.  Guys, don't drink and drive, call Zingo Athens! Huge week, glad to have Dannell and Kris back as well as Big Kade.  Go Dawgs!!!!!!!

Mustache of the Week......

Goes to my main man Chett.  We at TTHQ know that if he wasn't held to the stringent rules of being a division 1 athlete, that his tickler would be rocking the Bulldawg Nation.  Here's to the guys who just rock what they got.  Great work Chett and great Dawg flair.   Huge game tomorrow.  Let's play big time tomorrow boys!!! Here's another pic of Chett.  

I can't tell you how many people have come up to me in the past two and half months and said, "I love your mustache, I just can't grow one."  Well we at TTHQ appreciate you Chett for laying it out there for all to see even if it is in snapshots.  By the way, Chett is a mean no smiling mofo so don't mess with him, ever!  I hope the Dawgs bring this Chettesque business attitude between the hedges, manana.  For all you non spanish speaking readers out there, manana means manana.  Go Dawgs!!!!!!  

Super Thai Hot?

Here is a question for all you readers out there, is there an evolved anus in the world that actually withstands food that is "Super Thai Hot?" I know this is not your run of the mill TitleTickler read but I can't focus on anything right now. You see, I got frisky last night at the Thai restaurant and when the man asked me how hot; I said, "bring it." "Hot," says he, "or, Super Thai Hot." I said, "give me the super." I knew it was bad when I was eating it; I mean bad hot. I live for hot. I love all hot sauces and this was making me water from the eyes, drip from the nose, and chug from the glass. Why TitleTickler do you do this to yourself? Great question, that's the same question my very own Scottish descending anus is asking me right now.

If you happen to know anything about this or have done a study on the anus and the evolution of different races anuses tolerance to hot please let us at TTHQ know. We now know that it's not about who can eat it but about who can handle it the next day. I go to Mexico tomorrow and I will see if I can learn anything about the spice tolerance of the Mexican anus. Teach us ole wise Mexican ones. And yes, I will be hunting photogs of El Gran Bigote!!!

Weekend Recap....

So the TitleTickler once again found himself deep in the lovely haven known as Athens. After getting in early on Friday to pay homage to one of the greatest Bulldawg's to pass through Athens, GA, Benjamin Hawkins, we turned up the volume quite a bit. You see, the power of the TitleTickler blows me away. Benj's older brother Jason was at the dedication in Benj's honor of a Study Room in the Student Learning Center. Once we finally got to catch up, he told me that he too has grown a mighty Mustache in years past. We had a good laugh about the mustache and the instant powers that come with it. He is promising me pics and here's to hoping he follows through. And for that matter, I would love a picture of Benj when he sported his Tickler back before the Tickler was known. I forget what costume it was, but he had a great stache and we at TTHQ need a photo to tribute the finest Bulldawg Fan in the Land.

I wasn't sure what I was going to find in Athens regarding the outlook towards the rest of the Dawgs season. Like any gameday weekend, a trip by the liquor store was needed by my host, Elizabeth, to stock up on booze. This pic is of Elizabeth, on the right, licking what is now a dead mustache. She and the said, dead, stache were wanting some pub. Be it known that this said stache is regrowing and we are hoping that he decides to redeem himself and hop on the TitleTickler Express. REDEEM THYSELF.

Ok, ok back to the Future. As we were walking into the above liquor store still with doubts as to how the TitleTickling nation was hanging on out walked Inspiration. It was like destiny was on our side.
You see, after I saw this man in front of Five Points Bottle Shop, I knew that all was well with the Bulldawg Nation. Young Stevey Steve - O Ward here was on his way to his Parents Weekendf and showed that in the face of parental pressure, he keeps his upper lip heavy on the hair side. I knew that at this point there was nothing to worry about with the weekend or the season for that matter. Then out of the car pops the Good Carter King and he too was still bravely wearing his Bulldawg Pride out there for all to see. Some people have accused, TitleTickler, if you weren't with Girlfriend right now, you would stand no chance in luring the elusive fem. I beg to differ and young Steve - O above nearly started a Cat Dookie Fight just by taking this Tickler public. We at TTHQ had a clear view of two of these fems abusively throwing themselves at his Tickler. I said, "Dear Steve, put that thing away before this plays gets turned upside down." He said, "I can't ole wise Tickler, this thing is here to stay." Yes it is Steve. Yes it is. So for all you doubters, Steve - O and the rest of the Athens Ticklers have an unfair advantage in the so called pool of love. Start Growing!!!

After a long lovely night reliving what is very much a period of the past, we rallied on Saturday to get ready to go to battle with the despised Volunteers. You see, we at TTHQ have always hated the Volunteers but due to the fact that we have a very good record against them, we love to go and watch the mutilation. As I was walking through north campus after a delicious blackout brunch at http://www.fivestardaycafe.com/ I ran into my good friend Poopie. It was blind luck that I did so, and boy was I glad. I saw his parents and his brother whom I have known for quite some time. Then I had the pleasure to meet his Uncle Barton and boy did I. Look at that thing, it's a monster!
Many people have submitted the question to TTHQ, "why don't you grow a handlebar?" The answer is, "I root for the Dawgs and the Dawgs are Classy." This was a formidable match for the Tickler but in the end, the Tickler's Dawgs backed him up. Great Growth Uncle Barton, that thing was a big Mother.

I had the pleasure of sitting with my good friend Silvije Barisic during the game. You see, Sly, as his friends call him is from Croatia aka Hrvatska aka The Motherland. You have never watched a Bulldawgs football game til you watch it with a true blue Croatian Dawgs Fan. Sly wanted us to play "Georgia Football" and run the ball. Well in the end, he was happy with the outcome.
This next photo hopefully reiterates that the fact that this Fad should be over. At least that's the opinion at TTHQ. And no, we are not referring to his Muuuulei as a Fad. Clearly the Last of the Mohicans sequel is still looking for investors.
As we left the stadium with the victory in hand, we stopped and got a dog, a hot dog that is. The same style dog that the Kid bro dropped only to pick up and finish off to remind us all of what needs to happen when we stumble. Yes this kid bro
coaching up some of the Tar Heels, Marvin and "Dreke the Freak" after a glorious victory over the Notre Dames Irish. He reminded me of this as I enjoyed this tasty treat. Dawgs, keep taking each game down like young Jaymes did his dog and I did mine.
Thanks to all you Dawg fans out there. The stadium was mighty rowdy. Keep it up. Keep Vince Vance in your prayers as well as the rest of the wounded. GO DAWGS!!!!

Week Ten....

Well glad to get back in the Win column with a good one over our rivals from over the hills. Great performance put forth by the boys on both sides of the ball. The D came out and let one big play loose and then shut the Vol attack down. Not gonna lie, I love beating Tennessee. Couple of miscues otherwise this one would have been a blowout. Great work team. Keep it up. Big game this week against a wounded and viable Vandy. Get Well Vince Vance and Go Dawgs!!!!

Week Nine....

Sorry it's a day late. Growth is pretty much constant now, we will be making tweaks from here on out and working on the fundamentals of the TT. Coach Searels called TTHQ last week and asked what we were going to be doing to regroup and I told him that. Rest, reshape, and work on the fundamentals. He agreed. I hope the Dawgs have regained focus. From here on out every week is the biggest week of the season. By the way, Tide nearly slipped in "cat dookie."

GO DAWGS!!!! Big Week!

Mustache of the Week!!!!

Sorry Gordo. Should have gotten this beauty out sooner. Seems that we at TTHQ are not the only ones who think that the Mustache is highly Hilarious. Gordo here is a fan of the stache so much that he has his own stachesblog.blogspot.com Thanks for the support from out there in Boulder. Hope all is well. Checked out your blog, seems you might want to start growing. Could get chilly out there and nothing better to beat the cold with than a good hearty lip heater.

Cat Dookie!!!!

Some Friday humor. Please watch the video. Has nothing to do with mustaches or the Bulldogs but we like a random laugh every once in a while. Listen to what the neighbor had to say. Please understand that we at TTHQ are not making light of the situation that these unfortunate people are in; we are laughing at the fact that the soundbite the neighbor presents to us around the 30 second mark about "cat dookie". You see, when watching the morning news this am, I heard the word "dookie" for the first time in maybe six years. It was the last thing that I expected to hear on the news. It made me laugh out loud. You see the humor is found in the fact that the boy referred to it as "cat dookie."

http://www.wyff4.com/video/17613287/index.html

Hope the Tide doesn't slip in any Cat dookie this weekend.

Weekend Update

I know many of you are wondering why I would want to have a weekend update after such an awful weekend. Well the whole weekend wasn't awful. The only awful part of the weekend was about the 30 minutes in the first half of the football game. Even that started great. The stadium was rocking with anticipation of unfounded rumors not being true. Blair Walsh was so jacked he kicked it out of the back of the end zone. Needless to say, I had an awesome time with the man above. The kid Tickler brought the energy and the ruckus necessary for the Dawgs to secure a victory. It wasn't your fault there bro.
This picture represents the fans. The fans of TTHQ. I have no clue who these two lucky ladies are, however, I do know that they eagerly approached the TitleTickler and his Kid Tickler for a shot to frame. Frame it ladies, it's a keeper. These were not the only two fans. Once again I was violated from head to toe with "Great Stache, " "oh my mustache, " and "That is the greatest mustache ever." Thanks Sports Fans.
Enjoy it folks. I think that this might be the last Blackout you see for quite some time. It definitely wasn't the Blackout's fault. This place was rockin then Bama came a knockin.

As I was leaving the stadium, I heard an older, scratchier voice saying, "TitleTickler, excuse me, Mr. TitleTickler." Low and behold, I turn around and there is President Adams, a self-professed huge fan of the TitleTickler. He asked for a picture with the two of us and we graciously gave it to him. Rodney Taylor, the photographer of this pic, created a great sound bit when he asked the President, "Hey, how do you feel about being in a picture with that Tank Top?" His response, "I am fine with it if he is." Oh yeah, he's fine with it. Parting words from the President were, "TitleTickler, now more than ever is when we need to rally around that big fuzzy lip of yours.*" Thanks Mr. President, this TitleTickler's staying. Side note, we accidentally fake photoed him. It cuts him off saying, "I didn't agree to a video." Check out the vid below.

To close out the weekend and to give all my loyal fans some inspiration. When you look at the pic below look at the focus. Shortly before this pic was taken he dropped this dog on the hot dog stand and mustard went everywhere; similar to the Dawgs dropping the game to the Tide. Like the Dawgs will do to the rest of the season; He picked up that Dog licked his mustard wounds and totally demolished it! He could have bought another, said maybe next year, but he didn't and neither will the Dawgs!!!! It was glorious and so shall the rest of the season for the Dawgs!!! Rest up boys, refocus and we will see you in two weeks in Athens!!!!




*By the way, the dialogue between TT and President Adams might have been mixed up a little bit but that is how we remembered it.

Week Eight....

Is not feeling so great. Kind of quiet over here at TTHQ. We ask that all Dog fans keep their heads up. It is a long season and there is a lot of room for improvement. We were encouraged by the fight our dogs had in the second half. Despite what many of the ignorant masses think, this Titletickler is not going anywhere. Would we have liked to have won on Saturday, duh! Are we giving up on the season, hell no! Keep your heads up out there and wear those TitleTicklers with pride and confidence. Go Dawgs!!!!

Holy TitleTickler Batman.........

This is the kid breazy. Not gonna lie. Really proud. WATCH OUT TIDE WHEN THESE TICKLERS COLLIDE!!!!

Photo Courtesy of Lollie Irving.

The only thing that comes remotely close to this beauty is the following. Thanks for raising the bar young bro aka The Future.

Photo Courtesy of Mando

Same age, just a few years apart. Look at the bulging gut, delicious trout, and spawning tickler. Oh to be 22 again. GO DAWGS!!!!!

Thought you all should know...

That Coach Mark Richt is the man. This is his weekly blog. Check him out. Coach Richt actually called TTHQ to help him and the Dawgs out. Going on a covert mission to Tuscaloosa today to do some scouting. I will report back with information. Stay tuned..



We also feel that Mr. Munson deserves some recognition. Thanks for the memories.



Go Dawgs!!!!!

Week seven...

Well this ole boy is tired. TTHQ will be providing an update on the Ticklelation of the Dawgnation out in the land of Tempetation. Be on the lookout. This fotog was this morning post Red Eye out of Phoenix. For all you watching it on TV, you have no idea how hot it was. Last night I had dinner at my brother's and at 8:30 it was pitch black outside and still 92 degrees. Makes the twins sweat just thinking about it. Glad we got out of that heat pit with a W. Great work Dawgs and Dawg Fans!!!!

Tickling in Tempe!!!!!!

Well sports fans just letting all of you drink from the proverbial TitleTickling tit of Tempe. Just gonna give you all a little update. Some of the TitleTickler fans out here were overwhelmingly kind to me last night out in Scottsdale so I figured I would repay the favor. Here is my main man JP. JP is the local Scottsdale playboy who was so kind to host us last night. He was begging for Tickler pub. The story starts in the Charlotte airport this shirt was loud and recognized as some of the first Dawgnation flair seen.
Little did we know at TTHQ that world's smallest man, He PingPing is a huge Dawgs fan. He is here in Tempe for the game last night and somehow ran into this same man above in Vegas and just had to have his shirt. We invited him over to my older brothers for dinner and drinks and this is where we found him.
He wanted to go out on the town and out on the town we went. JP wanted TitleTickler pub and decided PingPing's shirt was what he wanted.
Here's Pingping after the shirt swap.


As you can tell from above, Ping Ping's preferred style is Dawgy.


Scottsdale's finest Playboy didn't appreciate the Ping Ping Ding Ding.


Because let's be honest, JP wanted pub with the TitleTickler himself. Well here you go JP.

Big game today out in the desert. Drink lots of water sports fans. Gonna be a steamer.


Go Dawgs!!!!!