So the TitleTickler once again found himself deep in the lovely haven known as Athens. After getting in early on Friday to pay homage to one of the greatest Bulldawg's to pass through Athens, GA, Benjamin Hawkins, we turned up the volume quite a bit. You see, the power of the TitleTickler blows me away. Benj's older brother Jason was at the dedication in Benj's honor of a Study Room in the Student Learning Center. Once we finally got to catch up, he told me that he too has grown a mighty Mustache in years past. We had a good laugh about the mustache and the instant powers that come with it. He is promising me pics and here's to hoping he follows through. And for that matter, I would love a picture of Benj when he sported his Tickler back before the Tickler was known. I forget what costume it was, but he had a great stache and we at TTHQ need a photo to tribute the finest Bulldawg Fan in the Land.
I wasn't sure what I was going to find in Athens regarding the outlook towards the rest of the Dawgs season. Like any gameday weekend, a trip by the liquor store was needed by my host, Elizabeth, to stock up on booze. This pic is of Elizabeth, on the right,
licking what is now a dead mustache. She and the said, dead, stache were wanting some pub. Be it known that this said stache is regrowing and we are hoping that he decides to redeem himself and hop on the TitleTickler Express. REDEEM THYSELF.
Ok, ok back to the Future. As we were walking into the above liquor store still with doubts as to how the TitleTickling nation was hanging on out walked Inspiration. It was like destiny was on our side.
You see, after I saw this man in front of Five Points Bottle Shop, I knew that all was well with the Bulldawg Nation. Young Stevey Steve - O Ward here was on his way to his Parents Weekendf and showed that in the face of parental pressure, he keeps his upper lip heavy on the hair side. I knew that at this point there was nothing to worry about with the weekend or the season for that matter. Then out of the car pops the Good Carter King and he too was still bravely wearing his Bulldawg Pride out there for all to see. Some people have accused, TitleTickler, if you weren't with Girlfriend right now, you would stand no chance in luring the elusive fem. I beg to differ and young Steve - O above nearly started a Cat Dookie Fight just by taking this Tickler public. We at TTHQ had a clear view of two of these fems abusively throwing themselves at his Tickler. I said, "Dear Steve, put that thing away before this plays gets turned upside down." He said, "I can't ole wise Tickler, this thing is here to stay." Yes it is Steve. Yes it is. So for all you doubters, Steve - O and the rest of the Athens Ticklers have an unfair advantage in the so called pool of love. Start Growing!!!
After a long lovely night reliving what is very much a period of the past, we rallied on Saturday to get ready to go to battle with the despised Volunteers. You see, we at TTHQ have always hated the Volunteers but due to the fact that we have a very good record against them, we love to go and watch the mutilation. As I was walking through north campus after a delicious blackout brunch at
http://www.fivestardaycafe.com/ I ran into my good friend Poopie. It was blind luck that I did so, and boy was I glad. I saw his parents and his brother whom I have known for quite some time. Then I had the pleasure to meet his Uncle Barton and boy did I. Look at that thing, it's a monster!
Many people have submitted the question to TTHQ, "why don't you grow a handlebar?" The answer is, "I root for the Dawgs and the Dawgs are Classy." This was a formidable match for the Tickler but in the end, the Tickler's Dawgs backed him up. Great Growth Uncle Barton, that thing was a big Mother.
I had the pleasure of sitting with my good friend Silvije Barisic during the game. You see, Sly, as his friends call him is from Croatia aka Hrvatska aka The Motherland. You have never watched a Bulldawgs football game til you watch it with a true blue Croatian Dawgs Fan. Sly wanted us to play "Georgia Football" and run the ball. Well in the end, he was happy with the outcome.
This next photo hopefully reiterates that the fact that this Fad should be over. At least that's the opinion at TTHQ. And no, we are not referring to his Muuuulei as a Fad. Clearly the Last of the Mohicans sequel is still looking for investors.
As we left the stadium with the victory in hand, we stopped and got a dog, a hot dog that is. The same style dog that the Kid bro dropped only to pick up and finish off to remind us all of what needs to happen when we stumble. Yes this kid bro
coaching up some of the Tar Heels, Marvin and "Dreke the Freak" after a glorious victory over the Notre Dames Irish. He reminded me of this as I enjoyed this tasty treat. Dawgs, keep taking each game down like young Jaymes did his dog and I did mine.
Thanks to all you Dawg fans out there. The stadium was mighty rowdy. Keep it up. Keep Vince Vance in your prayers as well as the rest of the wounded. GO DAWGS!!!!
I can't tell you how many people have come up to me in the past two and half months and said, "I love your mustache, I just can't grow one." Well we at TTHQ appreciate you Chett for laying it out there for all to see even if it is in snapshots. By the way, Chett is a mean no smiling mofo so don't mess with him, ever! I hope the Dawgs bring this Chettesque business attitude between the hedges, manana. For all you non spanish speaking readers out there, manana means manana. Go Dawgs!!!!!! 
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