TitleTickler

BaliTickler.....

2010-10-30T16:34:00.005-04:00

Gotta love a country that throws a Tickler on its currency!!!

Goodness gracious!!! TTHQ had some trouble getting this to press. Seems the local Bintangs make you sleepy. Regardless, here we are alive and well watching on Gamecast via ESPN. 4th and 3 at the fifty, bet those assholes miss Tebow right now. Well we don't!!

Yes it is true, we are running HQ out of Bali right now. I am impressed that they have high speed internet but they do, unfortunately there is no online broadcast so we have what we have.

TTHQ had some great material this week starting out with a visit to Tasmania for work this past Thursday. I had no idea what to expect. I was very pleased. Sleepy little countryside that reminded HQ of nowhere really that we have ever visited. Could be a great place to retire one day a a little sheep farm out in the middle of nowhere without a worry in the world. I am betting that whatever my future entails, that will be a tough sell. The reason that Tasmania was so impressive was reading up on the Tasmanian Devil. Dang, those are mean little suckers. Just have a look for yourself.

This next bit is what got us truly excited at TTHQ. As you know, we are always looking for an excuse to grow an ole fuzzy upper. While reading a surf mag on the way to Bali, I came across an article about "Movember" so you should be able to figure out the rest. Starting Mov. 1, TTHQ will be getting a little wooly under the nose and we couldn't be more excited. In case you were wondering, TTHQ would love a gift to the MovemberTickler cause. What they are doing at MovemberHQ is really great stuff. We encourage everyone to join starting Mo 1!!! In fact, TTHQ just started a team and we would love all of you to consider joining us in the fight against Prostate Cancer. So here's your call, join Team TitleTickler and show your fight. We feel that we have given millions of folks out there a chance to grow a Tickler in years past. For whatever reason, you chose to stick your butt up your nose and not do so, well here's your chance. It's for a month. It's for a good cause. It's a mustache for crying out loud! We plan on seeing you all at the finish line. Here's to the Dawgs having a roaring comeback in the second half. Go Dawgs and Go MOVEMBER!!!!!

TurnoverTickler!!!!

2010-10-23T08:24:00.003-04:00

Who would have guessed it but we at TTHQAUS received an interesting call a couple of weeks ago. You see, as we all know, the Bulldogs were running into some issues on the offensive and defensive side of the ball. Coach Richt remembered meeting the Tickler at a friend's wedding reception in January. He had heard whiskers, we mean whispers of what the Tickler stood for and what the Tickler nation stood for. He gave TTHQAUS a ring and asked what he should do to turn the season around. We all know what TTHQ's response was, start growing and keep showing!!! So that is what they did. When reading a Bulldog online news website, we were blown away to hear that Coach Richt had instituted a similar policy basing some power in the facial hair as us Tickler aficionado's!!! Obviously, we aren't truly sure if we had that much impact on Coach Richt; we are happy none the less that he shares the same love for facial hair and the Georgia Bulldogs!!!!

The Dawgnation faces another huge test this week. I am sure some of the finest Bulldog fans are up enjoying some of Kentucky's finer attributes, good whisky and horse racing. As wacky as this season has become, the Bulldogs find themselves somehow controlling their own destiny. Let's hope that the continue to do so in a manner that makes us and them happy. TTHQ is ecstatic that Trinton is playing as well as before his two season ending injuries. He is a motivation to us all!!!

Tickler, this stache pic is random. Sort of, you see, JaybirdTickler and TT are about to be uncles. TTHQ is aware that this photo is not from Uncle Buck but the classic that is Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. However, this stache is fantastic and this guy also starred as none other than Uncle Buck. So here's to you John Candy, we know that you would be a huge fan of Coach Richt, the Bulldogs, and the facial hair ferocity that is taking the field every Saturday emblazoned with the glorious "G" representing the Dawg Nation.

Pull em through and let's keep it positive. Go Dawgs, keep it furry!!!!

AussieTickler

2010-10-16T09:07:00.003-04:00

What can TTHQ say, we love beating Tennessee!!!! Even if they are having one of their worst years in a long time, we still love the W!!!! Now let's continue the positive mindset as we win our way through the rest of the season one game at a time.

I have to say that the W was great but what was best is that one of our favorite Dawgs of all time made his way back on the field after not one, but two career threatening injuries. He played every snap on offense from the beginning of the game to the very end. That type of resilience is what the Dawgs will need to overcome the adversity of starting the season off on the wrong foot.

Focus on the task at hand today Dawgs and continue to get better. Like Coach Richt says, focus on the future because the past is exactly that!!! Go Dawgs!!!!!

By the way, the greatest mustache picture of all time and what we will use as our point of regrouping as we motivate our ways back into a power program.

God bless this mustache aficionado!!!!

SupportTickler......

2010-10-09T11:56:00.002-04:00

To say we at TTHQ are disappointed in the Bulldawg nation right now is an understatement to say the least. What happened to support your team no matter what? We realize the Dawgs have seen better days. Most of us were in Athens when they had their best days. We went 4-0 against the dreaded orange mountain men. Life was good. Richt was questioned whether or not he had what it took to lead a SEC team to the top. He did and we all enjoyed those trips to New Orleans and the Super Dome; I blame him for the worst hangover of my life but I also love him for the time and effort and passion he put into our football program to make us relevant again.

This year we have fallen on hard times. Losing a star player of AJ's caliber is no excuse but come on, he's good for a red zone touchdown a game. We are putting in a new defense with a group of players that weren't recruited to play that style of defense. We are getting better but still inconsistent. That inconsistency comes from a group of KIDS who have never played that style of defense having to learn how to do so in less than a year against some of the best teams in the country. We know at TTHQ that excuses are like assholes and everybody's got one all we are asking for is to stand behind your team and push the pile. The negative energy in the DawgNation could throw a planet out of orbit. It's not the best we've seen but it's not the worst either. What we have to do is commit to supporting our team as they run out on the field representing themselves, their families, our alumni, our fans, and our coaches and help them get back on top where we belong.

Go Dawgs!!!! Remember what the T-Shirt said, "TENNESSEE SUCKS" It's as simple as that!!!! Get a W and get us all back in the direction we have come to expect and enjoy as being a member of the DawgNation during the Coach Mark Richt Era!!!!

Hoisin Tickler

2010-09-18T05:48:00.003-04:00

What in the hell is a Hoisin Tickler? TTHQ has no clue. What they do know is that Hoisin sauce is one of God's greatest creations. Don't believe the Hoisin Tickler, go get you a jar and lather it on just about anything and you will see what the tickler has seen. It's frickin delishious. Known to the common Chinese food connoisseur as plum sauce, it is so much more than that. I discovered it at around 7 years old courtesy of Peter and Kim from the Szechuaun Chinese Restaurant. They had pot stickers and taught us Statesville folk that it was not plum sauce but Hoisin Sauce.

Well Tickler, you lost me. Hoisin sauce and Bulldawgs and Mustaches have nothing in common. Oh conetrare mi amigo. You see, since I live in Perth these days I have found myself shopping at this awesome little fruit and veg shop owned by an Asian family. They have reinvigorated my love for stir fry and you guessed it, Hoisin Sauce. So you see, I love the Bulldawgs, love mustaches, and most definitely love hoisin sauce.

Huge game going off in 6 hours. I can hardly sleep. I am going to try my hand at the new and improved justin.tv to see if I can't root the Bulldawgs to victory in live format vs. slingbox the day after. That sure didn't work last week. Worked so well I missed my flight and found myself in such shambles that I cut it off. It doesn't suit. That's why I have passed the Tickler Torch to the man who's industry, lifestyle and everyday mantra scream liberty, mustache, tickler, tarheel, bulldawg, and most definitely Hoisin!!!!!

Photo courtesy of cousin Tillery Johnson

It might not be hoisin but that don't matter, sauce is sauce, and my bet is any old razorhawgs that messa with this Tickler on the sauce are in for a rude awakening. That goes for all hogs, the Bulldogs are back this week and badder than ever. Let's go out there and right the ship. GO DAWGS!!!!

Darling Tickler

2010-09-11T07:17:00.003-04:00

Yes, TitleTickler is a little darling but that is not what we are talking. What we are talking about is Sydney my friends and it lives up to all the hype. TTMHQ finds itself in Sydney this weekend with some true Dawg fans watching the Dawgs live*.

The way we have managed to catch the Glory that is the G is courtesy of the technology known as the Slingbox. Not gonna lie, spirits are high. Most of the sports channels over here are picking the pesky Gamecocks but we aren't hearing it. We will be going live here about 9 hours after kickoff with the beauty of being totally isolated from the nectar that is college football.

I can't wait to see the boys perform on the national stage. It has been too long that we have gotten to enjoy playing a exciting game. I have no doubt what those beloved Dawgs are going to do today in Williams Brice. Glad to have Trinton back as well as those suspended players. Trinton, play like a champ!!!! We have no doubts!!! Go Dawgs!!!!!!

G'Day Ticklers

2010-09-04T06:46:00.005-04:00

I can't help but tell you how rotten I feel. I write from the confines of my living room in sunny Perth, Australia. I am devastated. The Dawgs and opening day of Dove season are tomorrow. The BirdTickler takes depleted forces into the jungle known as ATL and if anyone can lead them to victory, the heart of the Bird will do just that yet I am nowhere near to lend my assistance. I would be worried if my younger and most brilliant brother wasn't living in the promised land known as Athens sporting this beauty. He will do just fine.

The BirdTickler

I am watching a AFL(Aussie Rules Football) game between the Collingwood Magpies and the Western Bulldogs. No doubt who I am pulling for at this moment but it is not looking good for our Australian Bulldog brethren.

I can't tell you how excited I am for tomorrow. It's actually today here and I am typing you from the future. It's beautiful and the Dawgs will be victorious. I am eager to see what our new defense brings us as well as the returning offense. My games this fall will be non-existent other than the few I catch courtesy of ole rick henry himself over in Sydney. Wait, Rick and the Tickler are in Australia right now I gotta go visit, no joke. Come see us down here.

Most importantly, I hope for the health and safety of our boys this year on the field. I can't tell you how devastated I was as I sat watching the Bulldogs last fall and my big man Trinton went down in battle. Here's to you Trinton.
Remember, Stay Positive and Believe!!!! Go Dawgs!!!

Red-Headed Tickler

2009-10-02T15:21:00.002-04:00

I don't have much as far as tickling content is concerned. I will tell you what the Tickler has been up to so far this week. REST. I mean to tell you, weddings wear me out. Especially with this ole rickety back, the Tickler doesn't spring back as quick as he once did. That being said, I have been raving about the idea of Rhinestone Cowboy themed rehearsal dinner. Man that was fun. Dressing up is fun. I think that has a lot to do with wearing a mustache. Whether those lifers, you know the ones like your dad who has had a mustache for 40 years, care to admit it, a mustache is a disguise. It is a totally different persona than the naked lipped cousin that hides underneath. So, when you find yourself dressing up, or grooming your tickler, you find yourself stroking a different persona which always promises to be a good time. Still nekid lipped here at TTHQ but feeling good about it. Glad to hear that Rod Battle and Trinton went through successful surgery. Here's hoping to a speedy and healthy return.

I know there are questions out there about what type of team we have on the field. Where's the fire, where's the commitment, where's the discipline? Well as fans, you have to ask yourself the same question, where's your loyalty, where's your love, where's your G? You see, I find myself looking at it time and time again out there in the message board pedestal or the comments on some poor basterd's blog and that is the cannibalistic talk in the Dawgnation!!! I heard that some yocal decided to berate Coach Bobo post game last week after the ASU game. Bobo is a Dawg, bottom line! He is doing his best day in and day out to give us the best offensive product he can. Yes there are questions of whether we have the best personnel out on the field, but here is my question? Don't you root for your team and your coach when they stand behind the red-headed stepchild. The red head has been tormented for generations and here when they have been given the perfect opportunity to get out there and wail on ole Joe C, they stand behind him. You know why, because Joe C. has been doing what he was asked to do for the last 4 years. Work hard, go to class, and pay attention. Now his chance has come and he is being rewarded for his commitment to the program.

So I ask all you non Tickler toting venters hiding behind your costume handles like dawgfood6969 and dawg4life to step out from behind your disguise and show support for your team. Show support for those kids who risk everything to win the game, show support for those coaches who give more time to their school than they do to their own family, show support for the nation, the Dawgnation that is, led by a red-headed step child!!!!

GO DAWGS!!!!

BedazzleTickler!

2009-09-26T15:27:00.007-04:00

Here I am finding myself in none other than the Music City celebrating the nuptials of a good friend and Bulldog aficionado Clay Ezell. Being the brilliant man that he is and a testament to type of lady that he is marrying, those amazing Americans had a Rhinestone Cowboy themed rehearsal dinner at the Ryman Auditorium. That's right, the same Ryman that Elvis made a livin shaking his pecker at all those adoring fans. Well if you know anything about the Tickler by now, he loves him some attention. The best way to pull off some good attention is bedazzling oneself. Bedazzle he did.

Hopefully these pictures don't overwhelm, however I feel that it is fitting to give the loyal fans a show. How can you still call yourself the Tickler without the fuzzy sensation that we all love, because the fuzzy love is just the public Tickler. The true Tickler resides deep within and will never be misplaced and yes, I had bedazzled representation.

The idea was long ago but it came into real life bedazzlement this Wednesday night with the love and support of the Bedazzlelette. After starting, I realized there was no stopping short of perfection. Two night later and glue gun burns all over these tickling typers, perfection was achieved. There was input from all over including the finishing touches of the Bedazzleslippers by the artistic genius known as BedazzleWonnie.

Az State comes in between the bush, here's to hoping the Dogs deliver. To all you defensive haters out there, shut your naked mouths. I'm looking for turnovers for that Junkyard D and points from the Ginger Express. Go Dawgs!!!

Tickling with the Tailgunner....

2009-09-19T16:50:00.003-04:00

Tailgunner's, aka Gillis Carter, wedding brings me deep into Dawgnation in Macon, Ga. Macon has some good things to offer, one being Jim Shaw's. If you haven't had the chance to do so, go get a fried seafood platter at Jim Shaw's. Tickler, what the F, inland seafood. I know, I know but it's as fresh as you can get anywhere. Not to mention for blackout seafood, it is all you could ask for. TT loves him a good hush puppie and these were amazing.

As for last week, I was happy with the win. The Dawgs definitely made us earn it but hell, I shaved the Stache. Of course they would make me earn it and earn it I did. I was happy to expose my girlfriend and her sister to their first Dawgs game. I also let them in on a little culinary carrot known as Clocked. If you like tots and a belly bustin burger, hit it up. They also have hand dipped milkshakes; vanilla, chocolate, or coffee. Go check em out on the end of Washingston Street right next to the 40 Watt across the street from the ole Frat Castle. Another friend got to experience first gameday in Athens. He was featured on here last week and has been before. His name is Gordon Sutton and has started a business College Weekends and in Athens it just fits. As we all know, sometimes friends have weddings during weekends that we would expect to be in Athens cheering on the Dogs. Post your house on College Weekends and make a buck. Hey, just cause you can't be in Athens doesn't mean that someone else shouldn't be allowed to enjoy the Classic City.

TTHQ was once again crushed to think of Rod Battle miss out on the rest of the season with a torn ACL. Get better Rod, we at TTHQ are rooting for you!!!!

Now it wouldn't be the TT blog without a little mustache love. This guy is known at RRM, Radical Randy Means. He loves the Dogs and loves a sick Stache. His line to the ladies last night was that he is now doing impressionist dancing. You up the ante with this pencil then Tickle Strip. Go Dawgs!!!!

Tickler no more.....

2009-09-11T15:12:00.002-04:00

Yes it is true my loyal furry followers. This past Tuesday I got aggressive with the clippers and shaved that sucker right off.

NO, i did not give up on the season but as a testament to Trinton Sturdivant and the frustration he has endured over the past year and will continue to endure for the next year, I cut it off. I have never felt a sickness for a kid like I did for him this past week. It ruined my Saturday long before the game was ever over. So here's to you Trinton, naked lipped til you get better!!!!!!

I have not been thoroughly impressed with the Dawgnation this past week. GET FARGIN REAL!!! Quit hating the players, the coach, and the team. Yes, we would have preferred to win, but it didn't happen. There were some bright spots and some spots to work on but we lost nothing other than the game. SEC is still there and for the taking and it starts tomorrow.

Speaking of tomorrow, I will be supporting my good friend Gordon Sutton at his tailgate. He too is suffering from MWS(Mustache Withdrawal Syndrome.) Quit F-ing laughing, it's a serious disease! He also is the one I told you about with the business www.collegeweekends.com. He is going to be tailgating right below Tate where Reggie Buzzell has had a few beverages to share with his closest 1500 friends. It will also be right next to the Dawg Walk so come show some love.

Be positive tomorrow and be prepared to watch the Dawgs do the same thing we at TTHQ are planning to do this season, win em one at a time for Trinton!!!! Get better big fella!!!

Just a taste

2009-09-04T13:59:00.004-04:00

I can't believe it is finally upon us. The glorious days we know as fall when the nights get cool and the nipples a little harder. It's a great time. I know my nipples are definitely getting harder just thinking about it. The anticipation has been killing me and now it is finally upon us. Thanks to the nibble that was fistfighting and defensive showcase(sarcasm) last night, reality is beginning to set in. The boys are boarding a plane this afternoon and venturing out today to start their quest. There will be bumps and there will be bruises. There won't be teary eyed promise speeches written by Kirky Herbbbbstreet and delivered to Carolina Red aka Joe Cox to read. Sidenote, I fargin hate ESPN's bias even more after I saw that Tebow remix of "The Speach" on the pregame last night. GAH!!!!!! Also, you would think that after all these years of getting paid the big bucks by ESPN that Lou Holtz would get some dentures that fit so he could get rid of that slurping sound. SHEESH!!!

Enough with the rants. Rumor on the street that the "Ginger Ninga" aka "Carolina Slaw" has the Flu. Hope that's not the case. I just received word from the ole Biscuiteer that TitleTickler has it's first promotional video, that excites TTHQ.

This weekend is going to be great and lazy due to back ailments. TT isn't quite back to fighting shape. That being said, let's remember that it's just a game and that it's most important to those boys playing it and those men coaching it. Let's stay positive and believe that there is no reason this can't be our finest year.

GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inglorious Ticklers!!!

2009-08-24T17:20:00.008-04:00

Is what Tarantino should have named his movie!!! If he did, I might have liked it even more. Many are thinking, what the F tickler, is this not a blog about the Bulldogs and the almighty mustache? Yes that is true, however, there were too many mustaches in the such a great movie to not warrant some Tickler love. I was a little hesitant when I went to see it that I might just be overwhelmed by Tarantino terror but that wasn't the case. Yes, you will see skull post scalp but not every 3 minutes like I was anticipating. The best part of the movie was that I found it very funny. I mean Brad Pitt speaking eye-talian with a UT-Knoxville accent is hilarious. I mean, who doesn't hate Nat-zis like this A-hole?

I look forward to the band of Inglorious Ticklers instilling the fear in the SEC like these basterds did to those Natt-zis!

Please save all fat faced comments til after the Tickler is able to resume exercise. TTHQ nursing staff prohibits such activity.

You look like S**T Tickler!!!

2009-08-12T11:21:00.002-04:00

Yes, yes I know, the posts have been scarce around TTHQ. The format will resemble last years where I or some other worthy Tickler gives a weekend recap of a day in the life of a Tickler, that brings me to this post.

You see, I was well aware that on Monday this said blog needed a little tickling however the Tickler took a tumble on the bike this weekend. Fortunately I was able to walk away from the crash, unfortunately that walk was to the the stretcher and then to the ambulance and then to the ER. TT had to get a CT scan where I learned that I fractured the wing of my L2 and L3 vertebrae. I will be not bedridden but close to it for the next 6 weeks. I know you are all thinking, yes, more time for you to share the inner secrets of the TitleTickling Doctrine. This might happen but for the most part, I will be focusing on taking care of work while getting myself better. What happened was I was practicing for a downhill race at Beech Mountain and didn't quite clear a jump that I had in prior attempts. Catching my front wheel on lip of the lander I was catapulted in a somersalt motion and landed directly on my back. According to the Doctor, if it hadn't been for the TitleTickler being a physical specimen and also wearing a spine protector made by SixSixOne, I would have been in much worse shape. He informed me that I was very lucky to be in the good shape that I was and I assured him that I knew how lucky I am. So that's the story, don't ask for more details. The only thing the Tickler has to say is when you do crazy things, protect yourself with good gear. I have attached a picture of my back showing where the rivets in the back protector bruised me. I can only imagine what my back would look like if I hadn't been wearing that protector.

The good news is that I will be out only six weeks and won't be out many more games than old Justin Houston. I am hoping to be at the USC-UGA game on September 12th.

The Dawgs are looking great and I am very pleased with what I am hearing out on the practice field. Keep up the good work boys. I feel that last year I had good health and the Dawgs did not so this year I am flipping it around. Bad health for the Tickler and Good Health for the Dawgs!!!!!!!!

Most ferocious Dawg is an UnderDawg!!!!!!!

Thanks for the well wishes.

TT

TitleTickler 2.0

2009-08-04T21:58:00.003-04:00

Oh yes my doubting brethren, it's back and bigger than ever. Stay tuned throughout the season for weekly updates of the journey that is known to many as the TitleTickler Express. There will be guest appearances by Ticklers aplenty and a many.

Did you really think that I wouldn't be part of documenting a good ole ginger from North Carolina bringing the Bulldogs back to there rightful spot at the Top.

01.07.10 I'll be there furry, will you?

hello, hello, is there anybody out there????

2009-06-15T22:35:00.012-04:00

Coming at you live from MTTHQ(Mobile TTHQ) wanted to share a couple of things that are relevant to the love of the BULLDOGS and also Ticklers!!!

You see, our boy, Knowshon Moreno was selected by the Denver Broncos and TT's furry lipped brother over at http://stachesblog.blogspot.com now reside in the same state. My friend Gordon Sutton has been working on for the past few years a company calledwww.collegeweekends.com which allows us college has beens the opportunity to go back and relive the glory days in someone's home in Athens. That's right, he just launched the Athens version after many successful years of running the same operation out of Charlottesville. Go to his website and check it out, rent a house or rent your house!

But TT, you are rambling again! No shit, that's what I do! Well how does Gordo and Knowshon have anything in common. Besides the fact that they are both residents of Colorado, they both have sick endzone dances. Knowshon shows his here Gordo is still getting me his dance but if memory serves correct, his moves challenge Knowshon's.

Every hairy day gets me closer to the football season and ever more excited. By the way, some mustache humor occurred during a wedding between great friends last week in Balto area. You see this "lady," a complete stranger, slightly older than the Tickler referred to the Tickler as a "Dick Duster." The tickler being ever sharp with the tongue said to the "lady," "o contraire, this duster dusts no Dicks, this my friend is a "whoom broom." Tickler that's not how you spell it. It's "womb broom." Well I thought it was "whoom broom" until this "lady" who had just referred to the Tickler as a "dick duster" threatened to kick me in the groin. Well you can spell it however you like. It is a great broom for the womb but we at TTHQ refer to the whoom as you know, the whoom.

BROOMING WHOOM!

Rumblings....

2009-05-15T09:58:00.002-04:00

are that the Tickler has returned...Stay tuned. My good friend Biscuit at the www.thebiscuitblog.com reminded me of former ticklings.

See you soon!

Dear TTN,

2009-01-09T15:54:00.004-05:00

Death.....to the South Beach dream. It saddens me that this day has come. This day came at the hands of the nemesis of the Dawgnation. This last week has been an exact replica of our season, started out with a lot of potential to be great and continually was pummeled as the week went on. Started with wonderous recruits committing and then the news of Stafford and Moreno and closing with having to watch Fox and the rest of the world chug Tebow's urban meyer weiner for four and half hours. He must be exhausted. I know I am. This season was great. It took me to new venues that I have never seen. It took me to old ones that I dearly love. There was great excitement and optimism during numerous occasions. My elder brother got to experience his first Georgia game, and my younger co-captained the TitleTickler express long past what was asked of him. There were random mustache strokings that I would never have expected. There were numerous females that let it be known that they love mustaches "cause their daddy had one when they were two." There were numerous males who also let it be known that they loved mustaches because they personally couldn't grow one. And of course there were the jean short wearing razor toting variation who did not like the mustache at all. All in all it was a wonderful experience that made me a flagrant target when I subjected myself to the folds of SEC football. It excites me to know that I will get to do the same thing again next fall and year in and year out until we do bring the National Title back to where it belongs. It excites me that we might have to do so by playing a playoff and ridding all of the excuses that the Utes, the Lhorns, the Trojans have made for why their teams deserve the title more than the others. I appreciate the reading of these coffee induced tyrades and the support that many showed by joining me in the quest to will a national title home to Athems via a mustache ride on the TitleTickler Express. Stay tuned, stay positive, and look forward to the best year ever for Georgia Bulldog Football in 2009. Thanks for the memories and the mustard in the mustache. See you all in Pasadena Jan 7. 2010!!!!

Yours Truly,

TT

Week 21...22....

2009-01-05T14:51:00.005-05:00

Well I know, some of you out there probably see me as a slacker. The truth is, I was duck hunting in Arkansas last week and did not have access to the TTHQ database. It is a heavily encrypted system and the technical support was not able to grant me access from my location. Don't fret, I have some week 21 documentation. Please watch the video in all its furry glory.

Well after that documentation and a journey to Arkansas and back, El TitleTicklero was able to catch some good football during the last week. Most importantly, those Hairy Dawgs traveled down to Florida and were able to take care of business against the formidable Big Ten opponent. I hope that our defense hasn't been that good all season because that would be a letdown. Big Ten speed, wowva. Overall I am very proud of the boys for getting to that 10 win level once again. It would have been very easy to give up but we did a great job that second half and played a great game. If that was Stafford's and Knowshon's last game, then what a game. Stafford showed in that second half why he has so much upside. Knowshon once again never quit and then caught that ball out of the backfield to give us once more clip of some Knacrobatics. In fact, before any of you start thinking "Knacrobatics, what a great word" TTHQ is in exclusive talks and has already filed patents to get a certain someone provided he goes pro to teach and even guest appear in some training videos on how to properly fly. Please stay tuned to TTHQ.

Back to the growth. As my loyal readers out there know, this would be the week of anticipation and excitement had all things gone as planned. Should be a good game, I would have just preferred to have seen what the Bulldogs could have done provided we didn't have 19 season ending injuries. Not going to lament on the fact that we had some bad breaks, the good news is that 2009 is looking better and better. We at TTHQ have a good source that believes there might be a slight possibility to see #7 and #24 in a uniform next year. Now whether or not the names read Stafford and Moreno will only tell. However, we have picked up two big time recruits in the last three days for the 2009 season and Coach Richt continues to keep the program stable by retaining all of our very desirable assistant coaches. So before all you razor toters out there say, "thanks TT for jinxing the season!" knowshon this, the upper lip on this man's face will be warm next season too.
The posts aren't done though sports fans. TTHQ will be continually providing material throughout the offseason however it will not be weekly. That being said, be on the lookout soon for some of the pics that have graced the halls of TTHQ this past season. Oh, and kids, don't go play anywhere on ole raintree lane, rumor is there's bigots that live in them parts. GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!

Week 20....

2008-12-22T18:02:00.003-05:00

Should have been more glamorous. This mustache will be going through the holidays with me opening gifts and storing nog. Not gonna lie, didn't realize it would be over five months of furryness up there. HO HO HO. GO DAWGS!!!!

Week 19....

2008-12-15T16:59:00.002-05:00

Brings a little joy in knowing that Tebow still has a chance to not be the greatest college football player ever. Sorry Timmy, if it was the best person and player in college football, then you had it locked up. No sleep lost here. TTHQ is in shambles. Local kids threw rocks through the windows. Our phone calls for interviews aren't getting returned. Fear is that it is not the economy but that people just don't care anymore. That could be the case. I personally fear for the TT. It is again catching heavy petting and pulling that is causing some sparsity across the lovely upper. A former TT told me that it was time. TIME, it is not time! I have been to wedding parties, read in funerals, presented in meetings; I fear it's legit. It's going to gather questions of why did you shave it because that is now all that the people know. I know one thing, I love it! I also love the Bulldogs. I fear that our team will be without a few vital pieces next year, however, we understand. Hope all is well out there in the nothingness that is not TTHQ. We appreciate the submits for MOW. Was outside of TTHQ looking at recruits this past friday, hopefully will be able to get em up there this Friday. Have a great week TTNation and have faith, there might be a Weekend Update. GO DAWGS!!!!!

Week 18.....

2008-12-08T17:08:00.003-05:00

does nothing for me. Way to go BCS, Alabama goes undefeated during the regular season in the SEC and how do you reward them, a game vs. UTAH? WTF???? This has got to stop. How could you not want to see Florida vs. USC and Oklahoma vs. Alabama and then the winner plays for the title? Well what about Texas? What about Utah? What about Cinncinatti? Get real, the only team that deserves any cred is Texas and they found themselves in the same situation at our beloved Dawgs did last year and for that matter, so does Texas Tech. The system is flawed and needs to change. We are being robbed of good football thanks to computers. I make my living off of computers so I have to be careful, but seriously, the time has come. It hurts me to think of the Alabama vs. Utah game. What's wrong with UT vs. Alabama? That's a game? Ohio State, neat! That is what I call shitting the bed. How can you continue to give them any cred? I am not gonna lie, TTHQ is razzled. Not only are the Bulldawgs nowhere to be found and deservedly so, the rest of the BCS games are garbage other than the main event. What happened to wonderful matchups that excited you on new years day? They let em die, like they should have done to Ohio State last year. Pulling for Texas to finish them and the Bowl Championship Same Ole once and for all!!!! GO DAWGS!!!!! And send in some funny holiday Stache pics, we know you've got em!!!!

Week 17.....

2008-12-01T15:48:00.003-05:00

Gives us a big dose of sour gut. We at TTHQ feel for the boys in Red and Black. It's been a long and arduous regular season that ended the way it's been going all along. Up and down, with brightness and bullshite mixed together. I can't help but feel sick for the seniors. Not what they envisioned when they started growing this past August 4th out there on the practice fields. You got to love seeing Tripp Chandler getting a TD catch his last game at Sanford. His only TD catch all year. No one would have predicted that at the beginning of the season. MoMass finishing the career that all of us anticipated after watching him his freshman year totally wow us similar to what AJ has done this year. Let's remember that next year in case AJ drops one or two to stay behind him instead of dogging him like we did MoMass. You can't help but think that might have been the last time we see No. 7 or No. 24 in red and black together or ever! Can't blame them either way. One more year of collegiate heriocs or onto richer pastures. I personally thank them both for the amount of energy and heart they poured into those uniforms every time they put them on. That goes for all the BullDawgs! No one wanted this season to end up like it has, I know that I didn't. I continually catch flack mainly right on my upper lip about my beloved Dawgs, about shaving. I will tell everyone out there that I will continue loving those Dawgs even though they didn't meet the lofty expectations that many had including the TTHQ. We thank you for an emotional season and look forward to the year of 2009. One thing you can bank on will be back at the beginning of fall practice next year and that's your beloved TitleTickler!!!! GO DAWGS!!!!

Week Sixteen....

2008-11-24T16:46:00.004-05:00

WOW. What a stat! 16 weeks of wonderful wooly upper lip entertainment. People continue to ask, why haven't you shaved it? The Dawgs can't win the Title. REREAD WEEK 13!!!! Also, understand that any excuse to wear a mustache is a great thing, especially public support of the Georgia Bulldogs!!!! We at TTHQ have been asking ourselves about what gives with the lack of love in the Rankings. I know, we have lost two games. Let's look at some other two game losers. Missouri, the show me state. Well show me why in the F%&# they are ranked above Georgia another two loss team. Georgia lost to #1 Alabama and #2 Florida. Missouri to #3 Texas and #17 Oklahoma State. Hmmm, let's explore further. Oklahoma State, another two loss team who at the time had a little bit more respectable losses to then #1Texas and then #2 Texas Tech. Texas Tech beat them 56-20 and Oklahoma beat Texas Tech 65-21 so that means we should see Oklahoma beat Oklahoma State 111-41. We don't support college betting at TTHQ but put the farm on Oklahoma!!!! That brings us to the last 2 loss team ranked above the TT's beloved Dawgs. This teams irks TTHQ the most because not only are they ranked above the Dawgs in both the coaches poll and the BCS, they are also named Ohio State. OHIO STATE!!! WHAT THE BUCKEYE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!! This is the same team that has been annihilated by the SEC the past two years on the big stage. The same team that lost to USC and Penn State. The same team that for the past ten years has patticaked there way to national recognition year in and year out. I mean get real, you have UTAH and BOISE STATE ranked in the top 10. What is wrong with these people, do they not remember Hawaii? The rankings, the system, the BCS has got to go just like this beloved Tickler will on Jan. 9th. Until that day, whenever it comes, we are stuck with it!!! Thanks for listening. Huge game this week for the Dawgs. Finish on top boys. GO DAWGS!!!!

Week Fifteen.....

2008-11-17T15:19:00.004-05:00

was a nailbiter. Wow, I am glad to say that I was away from the TV on that one. Come to think of it, this TitleTickler has been put through the ringer this year. We at TTHQ have noticed the nervous habit of pulling, biting, itching, and petting of the Tickler. There are certain spots that get more of the above activities than others. That being said, the Tickler looks like it has been through the season with the team. Nicked and bruised and tormented week in and week out. I found myself doing it during a game of Scrabble for crying out loud. The Tickler needs a break and we welcome it this off week. Boys, take a break, remember that you are in college and go stretch your legs a little bit. Yes, at week fifteen, we hoped to be getting ready to go to the SEC championship to play for it all. We didn't quite make it and now find ourselves a win away from a 10 win season with a team that has been through quite a bit of adversity. For some of you this is the last home game of your Bulldog career so TTHQ begs of you to enjoy it, gargle it, bathe in it! Great way to persevere in a hostile environment. Get some rest and GO DAWGS!!!!A worn out tickler. GO DAWGS!!!

Mustache of the Week!!!!

2008-11-14T13:13:00.004-05:00

You guessed it. Back again as a fan favorite. The weekly MOW award. This week goes to a man that could be on America's Most Wanted. Come to think of it, we might want to check to see if there is a reward for turning this man in. The intensity, the fire, the psycho that burns through this man's eyes haunts the TTHQ's dreams. Here's to helping him haunt yours.
We at TTHQ appreciate the submits for MOW. Continue to send yours in and there will be a grand prize MOWOY. Mustache of the Week of the Year. The only way that you can be entered in the MOWOY contest is to be selected as a MOW. Please understand that MOW is a very serious award that we labor over for days here at TTHQ. In fact, this week has been so difficult that it caused us to not have the time to get the Weekend update to press in time to be relevant. The Dawgs travel down to the plains this weekend for a hard fight against one of our bitter rivals. This said rival has gender issues, what's it gonna be this week plainsmen, a war eagle or a tiger. Make up your mind. Play hard boys and make us proud. GO DAWGS!!!!

Week Fourteen...

2008-11-10T15:27:00.002-05:00

and we nearly slipped in the dreaded Kat Dookie. Hat's off to the WildKats of Kentucky. They put up quite the fight. Much more of a fight than the Maroons of Episcopal. Maroons according to Wikipedia are the descendants of runaway slaves in America. You would think that after 150 years of not having slaves in America that they would change their mascot. They are helpless. As was their football this past weekend up at Woodberry Forest. I don't want to ruin the weekend update so I will leave it at that. Good work by the Dawgs this past weekend. The Kats that are Wild put up quite a fight. Let's prepare hard this week for the troublesome opponent that which is the Auburn Tigers. Go Dawgs!!!!!

Mustache of the Week!!!!

2008-11-07T09:54:00.003-05:00

This is just sheer grotiness. Grotie. You send in something like this it deserves the pub. This is not endorsed by TTHQ. This man needs help, he needs a role model. He needs MOW award and he got it!!!!
I want everyone to revisit the cat dookie. Last thing the team needs is to slip in some of that. Good luck to the Dawgs up in Kentucky. The TT will be heading north this weekend to visit with old friends and watch the 108th meeting between the Woodberry Forest Tigers and Episcopal High School. You see, this MOW is a prime example of the quality of individual that you expect out of the Episcopal High School. This MOW is a graduate of that said school that trails Woodberry in the overall wins category. Woodberry leads in the series 51 to 48, with 8 ties. First down goes McCain, then his beloved GOONS. Go Tigers and GO DAWGS!!!!!

Some more Halloweening

2008-11-06T09:58:00.004-05:00

This thing is a beauty. CK great costume. Makes all you Tickler wishers wish a little bit more that you had left yours on. Well keep sending em in and we'll keep posting them.
This is a mustached martian with a Fake one.
Keep em coming. Keep em Tickling. We pray here at TTHQ that CK let his live. Prove to us that it's alive. Big week with KY, let's regroup. GO DAWGS!!!!

Halloweeners....

2008-11-05T11:08:00.004-05:00

We got a couple of pics from Halloween. TTHQ is not to excited about the lack of mustache motivated motifs that have noticeably not filled our inbox. Trust me, we're still blue in the face and disappointed from last weekends showing but that doesn't mean you shouldn't show your stache. In case you don't remember him, this is "Husky" Hal Fuzzburger dressed as Tony Franklin. Great work Hal.
Here is one of the TitleTickler himself. Not gonna lie, I was disappointed by the number of costumes from the Wofford Terriers fanbase but not suprised. The Mountaineers of Appalachian State however were huge fans of the holiday. After being a super fan at the App State game, we took the party to Tweetsie Railroad and rode the Werewolf Express. Take it from TTHQ, scary as hell. Of course they checked me on the Child Molestor database and their logic was, "That stache is just too good." Thanks Tweetsie for the memories.
TTHQ was contacted by the Associated Press about a comment regarding this year's election. Clearly they didn't know this isn't a political blog. TTHQ's response, "Ditka, Bears, sausage, Bulls, Da Bears."

GO DAWGS!!!! and send in your tic pics from halloween.

Week Thirteen.....

2008-11-03T08:51:00.003-05:00

is a new start for the Dawgs. This pic is to all of you out there who have been bad mouthing the Bulldogs and the Bulldog Coaches. This TitleTickler was not grown so that the Bulldogs would owe me, a fan, an alumni, anything. It was grown to show public support for my team and nothing more. It isn't coming off because I still support my team even though we didn't have our best performance on Saturday past. When they took the field, they went out there to win. When the coaches prepared, they prepared to win. So before all you dilusional, non playing, non coaching critiques start spouting off about how you are tired of this or he needs to go; take a picture of yourself and realize that this game they play for your school is about them and not you. So to all you razor toting, Bulldog bashing doubters, this is for you. GO DAWGS!!!!

Mustache of the Week!!!!

2008-10-31T08:39:00.004-04:00

I know, I know. How can there be MOW when there isn't one every week? Well that is due to the fact that sometimes, TTHQ just doesn't get the goods in time or any that warrant the notorious MOW title. Well, thankfully on the biggest week of the season for the Georgia Bulldogs this isn't the case. You see, this one is great. It goes against my personal facial rule of just an unruly upper lipper, however, it is FANTASTIC!!!!

Photo by Mcnair Evans

Please keep the submits coming. Especially when they are as beautiful as the one above. I know some of you crazies out there might get wacky enough to cut one out of the beard you have been growing for the last month for Halloween!!!! Well if you do, take it from TTHQ, wear it a while after, you won't be disappointed. Some of you are asking, TT, will you be in Jacksonville? I will not. Good news for the Dawgs. TT has never seen a W in person and will not return until convinced that it isn't the TT's fault. I will however be watching with most aggressive determination of pulling out the W from afar. Tonight finds the TT in Boone, NC watching the Wofford Terriers take on the Appalachian State Mountaineers. Should be an awesome sold out atmospher. Those Boooners are crazy about their football and yes, I will be dressing up.

Biggest game of the year tomorrow. For me, it's the biggest game of the year every year. I know the hype about the stomp. Oooh the stomp. Save it. What they should have made a big deal about is how they were outcoached and lost. Neither here nor there, it's in the past. The only one that matters is tomorrow. God Bless you Hairy Dawgs!!!! For all you forces down there in the front lines, give em hell!!!! GO DAWGS!!!!!

Weekend Update....

2008-10-28T16:29:00.005-04:00

Well I just couldn't say no. Something grabbed me when I first visited bayou country long ago when I was twelve to go duck hunting with a childhood friend who originally was from Houma, LA. Those people, yes you Bayou folk, know how to do it. From duck hunting, to gumbo, to crawfish, and definitely to SEC football atmosphere; they do it right, hey bra!!! Now granted, I have seen some nasty episodes down in the Bayou from privates swinging out of windows, shirts getting ripped off, grandmas cussing the opposing fans, to people getting spat on. Well wait, that was from one person's trip down in 2003 so some might have been self inflicted but still, the place, like its oysters, is raw!!! Being that my last visit I caught fragments of all the aforementioned attacks, I had some vengeance in mind. Well TT, what did you do? Well TitleTickler nation, I didn't have to do one damn thing because before I even made it in the stadium thanks to some poor fan management, ole Darryll Gamble already had rumbled in for a pick six.
You see, I had the pleasure of meeting this man while waiting in the line to enter this raucous arena. As you observant ones notice, the man had a tickler. This said Tickler has actually been on his upper lip for 24 years and the lucky recipient of numerous rides was right there with him. She proved that beautiful women love the Tickler. This was a true American Dawg Fan and it was a pleasure meeting him. He gave it to every LSU Tiger who was giving it to us. It was sheer Glory.
I apologize to the elder Tickler for cutting him out of this photo but the Cajun in the middle had some limp excuse for a mustache. He was running his Tiger trap about SEC football and for that I agreed with him. There is not much better than being in a big time environment like Baton Rouge this past Saturday. It was great to talk to an elder Bulldawg wearer of the beloved mustache. ET, elder Tickler, said he started growing in college and has never looked back. If we all could only be so courageous. Thanks ET it was truly a pleasure.

By the time I was in my seat, LSU had already scored. I knew we were in for a roller coaster. I enjoyed the fine company of three very passionate Dawg Fans Himmy New, Malicious Matt Wilson, and none other than Stiffy himself, Jonny Stewballs. It was a grand time. You see, the TT loves tossing around high fives and toss em a plenty he did. It was up and down emotions all day. We snatched this photo after the game was well in check. Happy to be in the area with my shirt still intact and victory on the horizon. The last time down, I don't think that I could have gotten out of there any faster. This time, we did back strokes til they told us to get out of the pool. LSU proved to be the most awesome environment as I remembered it. The fans were rowdy, the band was blaring, and the babies were a plenty. But you haven't been to Baton Rouge until you've seen this!

As we were promptly reminded walking out of the stadium of the lesson taught to us at TTHQ by the younger variation of the TT, I snatched up a dog of the hot sort and devoured it. The season is not over by a long shot and we have to continue to pick ourselves up and Finish the Drill. The D put us over the 50 point mark but gave LSU too much to cheer for. That won't work this weekend and we need to show Timmy Tebow who rules the East.

As if the weekend couldn't have gotten any better, the TitleTickler had the privilege of meeting number 7, UGA VII that is. What we noticed and relayed to TTHQ was noticed by others including some very verbose LSU fans. You see UGA VII has a healthy set of 'nads and they are the brightest red things you have ever seen. TTHQ has seen many a pair but none have ever been as RED or as Hairless as these. Well a guy can call his sister ugly but it doesn't mean a stranger can. That is where we found this interaction taking place.

LSU Male Fan: "Damn baby, look at that dogs nuts. I never seen nuts that Red. Baby, don't you wonder why his nuts are that red."

LSU Female Fan: "Shut up, quit talking like that."

Defensive TT: "They're that RED because he's been wearing that tiger Pu$$y out all day long!!!!"

Keep up the good work UGA VII and keep up the good work Dawgs!!!! This week sells itself, let's put the doubters to sleep. GO DAWGS!!!!
Sorry about the shot, UGA VII hadn't eaten anything all day and was on his way to dinner. Understandable UGA, understandable. Until next time sports fans. GO DAWGS!!!!

Week 12......

2008-10-27T08:58:00.002-04:00

WOW. What a game. Great work boys. I got a great weekend update coming to you later on today. I am out of the office all day today. Great support by the Dawg fans and great atmosphere from the LSU Tigers. It was all around an awesome weekend. Growth is thick. Dawgs have a huge week of practice to prepare for this week's matchup of the year. To say that we at TTHQ hate the Gators is an understatement. There is no word. I hope our boys back us up and put it to Tearful Tebow and the boys. Great work by Darryl Gamble. Great work by the Dawgs!!!!!

Am I losing you????

2008-10-23T17:31:00.004-04:00

Fans. Sorry for the delay. It seems with this whirlwind of a TitleTickling world I live in that life and the days in it fly by my furry upper lip. I apologize. I know some of you are sitting on the edge of your porcelain thrones wondering about my discoveries of the evolution of the Mexican Annoose. Some factual data that will be released at a later date confers with TTHQ about their theory.

Now in hunting "El Gran Bigote," no for all you non hispanohablantes that doesn't mean "The Big Biggot" it means "The Big Mustache." I did not expect to find El Gran however I did find some inspiration. It seems the city of Pachuca where I find myself continually residing when in Mexico has started a motivational campaign. Who better to motivate than the man below?

You see what "Vas a ganar mas" literally translates to "you are going to win more" and what the bottom sentence says, "cuando tienes un TitleTickler!!!" Clearly my last trip early in the TitleTickler's history, see Segunda Semana, left a lasting impression on the local government. The Pachucans, my friends, have bought into the Tickler, why haven't you?

This makes little to no sense, I know. Also what makes little to no sense is entering into the jungle known at Baton Rouge. Well sports fans, the TitleTickler will be in attendance defending the Dawgs honor. Hope to see all of you there. GO DAWGS!!!!

Week 11....

2008-10-20T12:46:00.003-04:00

Growth is pretty much maintained. It is as full as it is going to get although it thins out when watching/listening to games. I no longer find myself running my hands through the hair on my head but more of a pulling of the tickler on my lip. The Dawgs need to put up a stellar performance this week in order to get a win out of Baton Rouge. If you have never been, we at TTHQ recommend going. This atmosphere is one of the best in college football and if the stars align, the TitleTickler plans to be right in the thick of it. We will keep you updated. Great win over a very disciplined Vandy team. Need to catch those ints. Guys, don't drink and drive, call Zingo Athens! Huge week, glad to have Dannell and Kris back as well as Big Kade. Go Dawgs!!!!!!!

Mustache of the Week......

2008-10-17T20:03:00.005-04:00

Goes to my main man Chett. We at TTHQ know that if he wasn't held to the stringent rules of being a division 1 athlete, that his tickler would be rocking the Bulldawg Nation. Here's to the guys who just rock what they got. Great work Chett and great Dawg flair. Huge game tomorrow. Let's play big time tomorrow boys!!! Here's another pic of Chett.

I can't tell you how many people have come up to me in the past two and half months and said, "I love your mustache, I just can't grow one." Well we at TTHQ appreciate you Chett for laying it out there for all to see even if it is in snapshots. By the way, Chett is a mean no smiling mofo so don't mess with him, ever! I hope the Dawgs bring this Chettesque business attitude between the hedges, manana. For all you non spanish speaking readers out there, manana means manana. Go Dawgs!!!!!!

Super Thai Hot?

2008-10-15T08:32:00.004-04:00

Here is a question for all you readers out there, is there an evolved anus in the world that actually withstands food that is "Super Thai Hot?" I know this is not your run of the mill TitleTickler read but I can't focus on anything right now. You see, I got frisky last night at the Thai restaurant and when the man asked me how hot; I said, "bring it." "Hot," says he, "or, Super Thai Hot." I said, "give me the super." I knew it was bad when I was eating it; I mean bad hot. I live for hot. I love all hot sauces and this was making me water from the eyes, drip from the nose, and chug from the glass. Why TitleTickler do you do this to yourself? Great question, that's the same question my very own Scottish descending anus is asking me right now.

If you happen to know anything about this or have done a study on the anus and the evolution of different races anuses tolerance to hot please let us at TTHQ know. We now know that it's not about who can eat it but about who can handle it the next day. I go to Mexico tomorrow and I will see if I can learn anything about the spice tolerance of the Mexican anus. Teach us ole wise Mexican ones. And yes, I will be hunting photogs of El Gran Bigote!!!

Weekend Recap....

2008-10-14T13:55:00.013-04:00

So the TitleTickler once again found himself deep in the lovely haven known as Athens. After getting in early on Friday to pay homage to one of the greatest Bulldawg's to pass through Athens, GA, Benjamin Hawkins, we turned up the volume quite a bit. You see, the power of the TitleTickler blows me away. Benj's older brother Jason was at the dedication in Benj's honor of a Study Room in the Student Learning Center. Once we finally got to catch up, he told me that he too has grown a mighty Mustache in years past. We had a good laugh about the mustache and the instant powers that come with it. He is promising me pics and here's to hoping he follows through. And for that matter, I would love a picture of Benj when he sported his Tickler back before the Tickler was known. I forget what costume it was, but he had a great stache and we at TTHQ need a photo to tribute the finest Bulldawg Fan in the Land.

I wasn't sure what I was going to find in Athens regarding the outlook towards the rest of the Dawgs season. Like any gameday weekend, a trip by the liquor store was needed by my host, Elizabeth, to stock up on booze. This pic is of Elizabeth, on the right, licking what is now a dead mustache. She and the said, dead, stache were wanting some pub. Be it known that this said stache is regrowing and we are hoping that he decides to redeem himself and hop on the TitleTickler Express. REDEEM THYSELF.

Ok, ok back to the Future. As we were walking into the above liquor store still with doubts as to how the TitleTickling nation was hanging on out walked Inspiration. It was like destiny was on our side.
You see, after I saw this man in front of Five Points Bottle Shop, I knew that all was well with the Bulldawg Nation. Young Stevey Steve - O Ward here was on his way to his Parents Weekendf and showed that in the face of parental pressure, he keeps his upper lip heavy on the hair side. I knew that at this point there was nothing to worry about with the weekend or the season for that matter. Then out of the car pops the Good Carter King and he too was still bravely wearing his Bulldawg Pride out there for all to see. Some people have accused, TitleTickler, if you weren't with Girlfriend right now, you would stand no chance in luring the elusive fem. I beg to differ and young Steve - O above nearly started a Cat Dookie Fight just by taking this Tickler public. We at TTHQ had a clear view of two of these fems abusively throwing themselves at his Tickler. I said, "Dear Steve, put that thing away before this plays gets turned upside down." He said, "I can't ole wise Tickler, this thing is here to stay." Yes it is Steve. Yes it is. So for all you doubters, Steve - O and the rest of the Athens Ticklers have an unfair advantage in the so called pool of love. Start Growing!!!

After a long lovely night reliving what is very much a period of the past, we rallied on Saturday to get ready to go to battle with the despised Volunteers. You see, we at TTHQ have always hated the Volunteers but due to the fact that we have a very good record against them, we love to go and watch the mutilation. As I was walking through north campus after a delicious blackout brunch at http://www.fivestardaycafe.com/ I ran into my good friend Poopie. It was blind luck that I did so, and boy was I glad. I saw his parents and his brother whom I have known for quite some time. Then I had the pleasure to meet his Uncle Barton and boy did I. Look at that thing, it's a monster!
Many people have submitted the question to TTHQ, "why don't you grow a handlebar?" The answer is, "I root for the Dawgs and the Dawgs are Classy." This was a formidable match for the Tickler but in the end, the Tickler's Dawgs backed him up. Great Growth Uncle Barton, that thing was a big Mother.

I had the pleasure of sitting with my good friend Silvije Barisic during the game. You see, Sly, as his friends call him is from Croatia aka Hrvatska aka The Motherland. You have never watched a Bulldawgs football game til you watch it with a true blue Croatian Dawgs Fan. Sly wanted us to play "Georgia Football" and run the ball. Well in the end, he was happy with the outcome.
This next photo hopefully reiterates that the fact that this Fad should be over. At least that's the opinion at TTHQ. And no, we are not referring to his Muuuulei as a Fad. Clearly the Last of the Mohicans sequel is still looking for investors.
As we left the stadium with the victory in hand, we stopped and got a dog, a hot dog that is. The same style dog that the Kid bro dropped only to pick up and finish off to remind us all of what needs to happen when we stumble. Yes this kid bro
coaching up some of the Tar Heels, Marvin and "Dreke the Freak" after a glorious victory over the Notre Dames Irish. He reminded me of this as I enjoyed this tasty treat. Dawgs, keep taking each game down like young Jaymes did his dog and I did mine.
Thanks to all you Dawg fans out there. The stadium was mighty rowdy. Keep it up. Keep Vince Vance in your prayers as well as the rest of the wounded. GO DAWGS!!!!

Week Ten....

2008-10-13T12:59:00.003-04:00

Well glad to get back in the Win column with a good one over our rivals from over the hills. Great performance put forth by the boys on both sides of the ball. The D came out and let one big play loose and then shut the Vol attack down. Not gonna lie, I love beating Tennessee. Couple of miscues otherwise this one would have been a blowout. Great work team. Keep it up. Big game this week against a wounded and viable Vandy. Get Well Vince Vance and Go Dawgs!!!!

Week Nine....

2008-10-07T10:03:00.004-04:00

Sorry it's a day late. Growth is pretty much constant now, we will be making tweaks from here on out and working on the fundamentals of the TT. Coach Searels called TTHQ last week and asked what we were going to be doing to regroup and I told him that. Rest, reshape, and work on the fundamentals. He agreed. I hope the Dawgs have regained focus. From here on out every week is the biggest week of the season. By the way, Tide nearly slipped in "cat dookie."

GO DAWGS!!!! Big Week!

Mustache of the Week!!!!

2008-10-03T16:05:00.006-04:00

Sorry Gordo. Should have gotten this beauty out sooner. Seems that we at TTHQ are not the only ones who think that the Mustache is highly Hilarious. Gordo here is a fan of the stache so much that he has his own stachesblog.blogspot.com Thanks for the support from out there in Boulder. Hope all is well. Checked out your blog, seems you might want to start growing. Could get chilly out there and nothing better to beat the cold with than a good hearty lip heater.

Cat Dookie!!!!

2008-10-03T10:16:00.005-04:00

Some Friday humor. Please watch the video. Has nothing to do with mustaches or the Bulldogs but we like a random laugh every once in a while. Listen to what the neighbor had to say. Please understand that we at TTHQ are not making light of the situation that these unfortunate people are in; we are laughing at the fact that the soundbite the neighbor presents to us around the 30 second mark about "cat dookie". You see, when watching the morning news this am, I heard the word "dookie" for the first time in maybe six years. It was the last thing that I expected to hear on the news. It made me laugh out loud. You see the humor is found in the fact that the boy referred to it as "cat dookie."

http://www.wyff4.com/video/17613287/index.html

Hope the Tide doesn't slip in any Cat dookie this weekend.

Weekend Update

2008-09-30T07:40:00.010-04:00

I know many of you are wondering why I would want to have a weekend update after such an awful weekend. Well the whole weekend wasn't awful. The only awful part of the weekend was about the 30 minutes in the first half of the football game. Even that started great. The stadium was rocking with anticipation of unfounded rumors not being true. Blair Walsh was so jacked he kicked it out of the back of the end zone. Needless to say, I had an awesome time with the man above. The kid Tickler brought the energy and the ruckus necessary for the Dawgs to secure a victory. It wasn't your fault there bro.
This picture represents the fans. The fans of TTHQ. I have no clue who these two lucky ladies are, however, I do know that they eagerly approached the TitleTickler and his Kid Tickler for a shot to frame. Frame it ladies, it's a keeper. These were not the only two fans. Once again I was violated from head to toe with "Great Stache, " "oh my mustache, " and "That is the greatest mustache ever." Thanks Sports Fans.
Enjoy it folks. I think that this might be the last Blackout you see for quite some time. It definitely wasn't the Blackout's fault. This place was rockin then Bama came a knockin.

As I was leaving the stadium, I heard an older, scratchier voice saying, "TitleTickler, excuse me, Mr. TitleTickler." Low and behold, I turn around and there is President Adams, a self-professed huge fan of the TitleTickler. He asked for a picture with the two of us and we graciously gave it to him. Rodney Taylor, the photographer of this pic, created a great sound bit when he asked the President, "Hey, how do you feel about being in a picture with that Tank Top?" His response, "I am fine with it if he is." Oh yeah, he's fine with it. Parting words from the President were, "TitleTickler, now more than ever is when we need to rally around that big fuzzy lip of yours.*" Thanks Mr. President, this TitleTickler's staying. Side note, we accidentally fake photoed him. It cuts him off saying, "I didn't agree to a video." Check out the vid below.

To close out the weekend and to give all my loyal fans some inspiration. When you look at the pic below look at the focus. Shortly before this pic was taken he dropped this dog on the hot dog stand and mustard went everywhere; similar to the Dawgs dropping the game to the Tide. Like the Dawgs will do to the rest of the season; He picked up that Dog licked his mustard wounds and totally demolished it! He could have bought another, said maybe next year, but he didn't and neither will the Dawgs!!!! It was glorious and so shall the rest of the season for the Dawgs!!! Rest up boys, refocus and we will see you in two weeks in Athens!!!!

*By the way, the dialogue between TT and President Adams might have been mixed up a little bit but that is how we remembered it.

Week Eight....

2008-09-29T09:23:00.004-04:00

Is not feeling so great. Kind of quiet over here at TTHQ. We ask that all Dog fans keep their heads up. It is a long season and there is a lot of room for improvement. We were encouraged by the fight our dogs had in the second half. Despite what many of the ignorant masses think, this Titletickler is not going anywhere. Would we have liked to have won on Saturday, duh! Are we giving up on the season, hell no! Keep your heads up out there and wear those TitleTicklers with pride and confidence. Go Dawgs!!!!

Holy TitleTickler Batman.........

2008-09-24T23:21:00.005-04:00

This is the kid breazy. Not gonna lie. Really proud. WATCH OUT TIDE WHEN THESE TICKLERS COLLIDE!!!!

Photo Courtesy of Lollie Irving.

The only thing that comes remotely close to this beauty is the following. Thanks for raising the bar young bro aka The Future.

Photo Courtesy of Mando

Same age, just a few years apart. Look at the bulging gut, delicious trout, and spawning tickler. Oh to be 22 again. GO DAWGS!!!!!

Thought you all should know...

2008-09-23T10:05:00.003-04:00

That Coach Mark Richt is the man. This is his weekly blog. Check him out. Coach Richt actually called TTHQ to help him and the Dawgs out. Going on a covert mission to Tuscaloosa today to do some scouting. I will report back with information. Stay tuned..

We also feel that Mr. Munson deserves some recognition. Thanks for the memories.

Go Dawgs!!!!!

Week seven...

2008-09-22T16:09:00.005-04:00

Well this ole boy is tired. TTHQ will be providing an update on the Ticklelation of the Dawgnation out in the land of Tempetation. Be on the lookout. This fotog was this morning post Red Eye out of Phoenix. For all you watching it on TV, you have no idea how hot it was. Last night I had dinner at my brother's and at 8:30 it was pitch black outside and still 92 degrees. Makes the twins sweat just thinking about it. Glad we got out of that heat pit with a W. Great work Dawgs and Dawg Fans!!!!

Tickling in Tempe!!!!!!

2008-09-20T11:35:00.009-04:00

Well sports fans just letting all of you drink from the proverbial TitleTickling tit of Tempe. Just gonna give you all a little update. Some of the TitleTickler fans out here were overwhelmingly kind to me last night out in Scottsdale so I figured I would repay the favor. Here is my main man JP. JP is the local Scottsdale playboy who was so kind to host us last night. He was begging for Tickler pub. The story starts in the Charlotte airport this shirt was loud and recognized as some of the first Dawgnation flair seen.
Little did we know at TTHQ that world's smallest man, He PingPing is a huge Dawgs fan. He is here in Tempe for the game last night and somehow ran into this same man above in Vegas and just had to have his shirt. We invited him over to my older brothers for dinner and drinks and this is where we found him.
He wanted to go out on the town and out on the town we went. JP wanted TitleTickler pub and decided PingPing's shirt was what he wanted.
Here's Pingping after the shirt swap.

As you can tell from above, Ping Ping's preferred style is Dawgy.

Scottsdale's finest Playboy didn't appreciate the Ping Ping Ding Ding.

Because let's be honest, JP wanted pub with the TitleTickler himself. Well here you go JP.

Big game today out in the desert. Drink lots of water sports fans. Gonna be a steamer.

Go Dawgs!!!!!

Weekend Recap

2008-09-16T10:17:00.019-04:00

Well, this past weekend was one for the nerves. Be it that we at TTHQ understand that those ole Fighting Cocks always put us to the test, things we were feeling like an egg over easy. This was the first public test of the TitleTickler. How was it going to be received? Would it look bushy enough? Would there be any Gamecocks that could rival this beloved TitleTickler? "Those are neat questions TTHQ but did you ever ask yourself the one, will I have to shave it off?" That was never asked or never even entered into the main office of TTHQ and the reason being that you can read for yourself at the top of the page. The next time this lip will feel the cool refreshing flavor of milk raw to the skin will be January the 9th, 2009. It will be in South Beach.

Now that we got that out of the way, let's return to the weekend. This goes out to a certain Bubba from Columbia. Bubba probably doesn't remember seeing me on Saturday morning. Bubba was CRAVING a mustache ride and I apologize to Bubba for not making it back to the tailgate where I unfortunately ran into him in the first place to follow up on my promise of giving him a healthy, hearty mustache ride. Coach Spurrier, if you are reading this, I would recommend you not invite Bubba to anymore of your home contests because we here at TTHQ received reports that he was not terribly hospitable to guests especially one known TitleTickler. I appreciate our boy Rennie Curran and his associates for taking care of ole Bubba's ride aboard the TitleTickler Express. Photo Courtesy of UGASports.com

That ball never stood a chance again those guns.

On to the highlights, Ric Flair is a supposed big fan of the Gamecocks. Now this is suprising for TTHQ because he is also a proven winner. Not sure how a proven winner get's mixed up with that crowd but nonetheless the fans love him. As I was walking to my seat I heard hundreds of whooooo, wooooo, wooooooo and looked over the edge to see "The World's Heavyweight Champ" entering the stadium.
That's him in the blue shirt with the balding crown. What happened to the mullet Champ? For a brief interruption of this weekend's report, I will give you a taste of what we feel at TTHQ is one of the finest collections of Rant ever heard in the history of the Universe, you understand that?

Mr. Flair, you are misspoken. Herschel Walker is definitely The Champ!!!

All of the questions I was asking myself prior to the game were foolish. There was no reason to worry. The public receipt of TitleTickler was truly heartwarming. I now know what it feels like to have great breasts. Every wandering eye undressed my upper lip. It was awesome. I can't count how many "great mustache" comments I got. The majority came while waiting to urinate in the troughs at Williams Brice. Loads of Bulldogs said, "great mustache" at which point I responded it's not a mustache but a TitleTickler. I then directed them here. I wonder how it feels to genuinely wear a mustache for say 5 years and some random dude just gives you a "nice mustache." Does that happen to the established mustache wearer? Is there something on my TitleTickler that says I'm not serious? Ladies and Gents, I am most definitely serious so if you pay me a "nice mustache" just be ready for a response of "great boobs" or "nice normal haircut."

Would it be bushy enough? By the crowd response, I'd say yes. Also see Week Six for verification. BUSHY!

Would there be any Gamecocks out there that could rival this beloved TitleTickler?

Not quite. I had two gentlemen in my close proximity sporty their version of the mustache. The one to my right also happened to be the uncle of the Bulldogs very own Sanders Commings. He was a very pleasant man and his wife was equally as hospitable. I enjoyed their company very much and they spoke very highly of Sanders and also of Coach Richt and the rest of the Bulldogs staff. The other stache was not as pleasant. I do not understand what makes anyone think that the opposing team fan wants to hear how their opponent can never catch a break. I am going to make an announcement to all the opposing fans that are sure to see the TitleTickler and probably get caught up in its wake, please don't invite me to your teams pity party. I don't want to come nor do I give a damn about how South Carolina for the last 3257 years has never caught a break. It won't make us friends or make me like you especially when you are wearing washed up Andy Sipowicz mustache. Who's Andy Sipowicz, better not ask him that?

Get your hand out of there Andy!

As I was leaving the stadium victory safely in hand, I was blown away with relief. The egg which could have appeared undercooked to some was perfect over easy, just warm enough. Probably not how I would like to have all of my eggs but this one was edible. Continuing to get "nice stache" from gleeful Georgia fans, I was suddenly approached. "Hey, I am Worth McAthur. I'm on your website." It's your too amigo. Great way to close out the weekend but with another TitleTickler spotting. If yours is floating around out there lacking the glory, send it in. Thanks for saying hey Worth. It wasn't the prettiest W but it still counts. Go Dawgs!!!!

I plan on seeing all out in Tempe. I have teamed up with local BBQ company called BBQ Island. They are located in Tempe and are going to be hosting a tailgate filled to the grills with Tasty Treats. We will have RV flying Georgia colors proud with all necessary components of good tailgate. Seems those Sun Devil Fans are talking up the expectations of the Southeastern ruckus that is about to descend upon them. Ruckus will be present courtesy of this guy. Please come see me and the Dawgs march to victory!!!!

Week Six.....

2008-09-15T10:30:00.003-04:00

Whew. That was close. Lot's of room for improvement on the field as well as growth on my lip. I'll keep the TitleTickler a growing while the Dawgs keep a growing.

Mustache of the Week!!!!

2008-09-12T11:06:00.003-04:00

It's cold up der in ole Canadeh!!!

Thankful for Thursdays!!!!

2008-09-11T07:47:00.000-04:00

I had the privilege of visiting the Classic City last night to catch Athens very own The Whigs at the 40 Watt. It was gloria in the highest. Thanks guys for aknother awesome show. What excited me more than Da' Whigs and my scrumptious meal at the restaurant The National was the number of TitleTicklers I ran into at the show. Some of these TitleTicklers were upset that I had given them know* prior love and for them I have this to say, "Patience, it's a long season. Grow it for the Dogs, knot for the Blogs!!!!" Ok, I know, I've been slacking and I apologize. So here's to TitleTickling Thursday away.This is one Matt Beacham. This is a solo profile. This is also his recruitment photo for his application to the Georgia State Patrol. Good luck catching bad guys Matthew. Go Dawgs!!!

Is this Blue Steel? Is this Earl Hickey? It's both wrapped up in the package known as Brooks King. I have a feeling this didn't make it through the Friday sales meeting but man do I hope so!!!! If it's alive, keep up the good work!!!! This young gentleman's name is Worth McCarthur, haven't had the privilege of meeting this young TitleTickling soldier, however, we at TTHQ are thrilled to have him fighting the good fight!!!

Me with young Beacham. This warms my heart due to the fact that I shared many a fine moment with his elder and only brother, one Bosephus. This picture was taken after the one above and we have learned at TTHQ that young Matthew was knot selected to protect and serve you in the Georgia State Patrol, however, his name is still in the mix for the UGA Campus Police. We feel safer knowing he is out there and give him our full endorsement.

This is the younger brother of the above Brooks King. Young Carter here has already once been featured on the TitleTickler. Still seems to be burning his torch brightly, great work Carter King!!!! This one's just special to me. I had heard this man was A. Alive and B. Sporting a TitleTickler. He is indeed BOTH!!! It took great investigative journalism skills to track down this man beast, Coose aka Clem. He was spotted at the 40 Watt bar hunting knone other than his favorite game, the prized 24oz PBR. I used cold ones to bait him close eknough to capture this pic. I don't recommend amateur journalists trying this for he is a vile and dangerous creature that can only be tamed by few. WATCH IT!!!!

This last photog brings me to a glorious anknouncement. After a lengthy and arduous business meeting held by the executives of the thebiscuitblog.com and titletickler.com, there is going to be some sharing going on between the two in the future. What that holds, only time will tell, but I can speak on behalf of the entire crew here at TTHQ by saying that we are estatic to even be mentioned in the same sentence as such prestigious company. Thanks biscuitblog. Be sure to check it out. They are having a sale of Ham Biscuits this Saturday before the game on Knorth Side of Williams Brice Stadium. Details can be found there at www.thebiscuitblog.com. If you can't find them, that's probably because his blog has knot much to do with biscuits. Man I love Ham Biscuits.

Thanks to all. Please take a moment today to remember all those who were victimized on this day. Take pride in what you do every day for them and those like them. GO DAWGS!!!!

* We understand that in some grammatical circles that the spelling of this word should be "no," however, we have decided and petitioned to Webster's Dictionary that the word "no" be struck from the Dictionary of all known language, both dead and alive, and replaced with "know" in honor you Knowshon who!!!!

TitleTickler loves Knowshon!!!

2008-09-09T11:21:00.001-04:00

I mean really. The boy is a Freak. Glad he's on our team.

Week Five....

2008-09-08T09:31:00.002-04:00

I know, I know, things have been a little slow. Well I was busy, eh. Just returned from a wonderful week of much needed vacation up in British Columbia and it was AWESOME. TitleTickler got great reviews up der in ole Canander. Here is Week Five, my girlfriend asked, "Are you gonna trim it, all I see is mustache and then Teeth." I say, Great Success, Verry Nice!!!

Thanks to all of you have sent in pics over the last week. I will get them up there this week. There is a powerful movement of the mustache going on out there and we here at TTHQ totally appreciate it. GO DAWGS!!!!

Week Four.....

2008-09-02T03:31:00.002-04:00

Checking in from Whistler to give Week Four of the TitleTickler. Hope everyone enjoys it as much as I do. Thanks for listening.

Weekend update....

2008-09-01T00:02:00.003-04:00

Welcome to the TitleTickler from Whistler, BC. I hope you all are doing well. Upper lip is almost gone, and I am pumped! This is what most of Whistler as well as the Bulldog nation will be seeing around this week and the rest of the fall. Been a great trip so far. We were treated by the folks at Delta with a shot of Mt. Rainier. Fitting since last year on this same trip we over ambitiously tried to climb this monster after a week of biking. Needless to say I didn't have the TitleTickler otherwise Rainier wouldn't have stood a chance.

Mt. Rainier 1 - Me Pre-TitleTickler 0

Well there are some huge fans of the TitleTickler out there and that makes me happy. I would like to think of these guys as TitleTickler disciples. Regardless, these next three make me very happy. Clearly you can see in this photo that this TitleTickler means business. We at TTHQ sure do appreciate your hard work!
This is young Steve - O Ward. What a glorious Tickler that is. This warms my heart because young Steve - O is a second generation TitleTickler. His older brother Bill, has been known to put a TitleTickler out there. Bill, this is Steve - O calling you out. Clearly he means business by the look on his face. Thanks Steve - O!
Close it out with my man Carter King. Carter, YES! That is gloria in its finest. I am truly proud of you boys wearing your Bulldog love with Pride right there for everyone to see. With the Tickling enertia you boys are putting forth, nothing stands in our way!!! Cuidado in the ole watering hole known as Ga. Bar, the devil has been known to frequently visit.

Family guy grows a mustache. If that isn't a sign, I find myself in Whistler, BC for a week of vacation and here on TV is Family Guy episode about when Peter grows a mustache. How fitting is that? On another note, TitleTickler headquarters is blowing up with excitement.

Thanks to everyone for all the hard work. It's not easy to grow a mustache but boy does it feel GOOD!!!! I want everyone to keep Jeff Owens in our prayers. We appreciate everything that all these young guys do for us and it is heartbreaking when something like this happens to one of these great young men. Get Well Jeff and we will see you soon!!!! GO DAWGS!!!!

My Apologies Sports Fans.....MUSTACHE OF THE WEEK!!!!!

2008-08-29T08:23:00.005-04:00

Sorry that I didn't put this out there last week, I know you all are starved for Mustache Flavor or should I say, Flavor Savor Flavor. Anyways, there have been great submits from around the mustache world this week and we here at TitleTickling headquarters sure do appreciate it. In honor of a fine soldier that I met last night named Brad Israel who serves in the US Army, this weeks MOW goes to my good friend Tal Oates and his compadres in the US Navy. Thanks for the submit there Talva and thanks to all the men out there in our Armed Forces who wear their mustaches with Pride!!!! GO USA AND GO DAWGS!!!!! Best of luck to Mr. Israel and the Alabama Crimson Tide!!!!

GO USA AND GO DAWGS!!!!!

Jaybird Update....

2008-08-27T10:06:00.005-04:00

Good to hear from the little man. Growth is coming.

His message to all his fans:

To my Fellow Ticklers:

Rome is still under construction. But as you can see, growth has progressed nicely. I saw Marvin Austin on campus today. He was rocking some serious jams through his headphones--as well as some serious braids. They removed those t-shirts with his likeness on them, probably because they fucking blow. Hal, your mustache is amazing and I aspire to achieve such length and breadth. Everyone prepare yourself for the Tickler T's. Soon to take the southeast by storm.

Oh, and Rod, did you cut your mullet? Have you been listening to too much Wesley Willis lately?

Go Heels, and Go Dawgs!

James Henry

I agree, Hal your mustache is amazing.

One of the Bird's good friends submitted his Central American variation of the Tickler. All Tickler's are welcome.

His Message to the Tickler Nation:

I may be a Tar Heel, but I support the title run for the Dawgs. Tell Jay that he needs to get to work on his tickler.

Andrew

From this TitleTickler's point of view, both you boys need to get some stimulation in those Ticklers. The season's three days away!!!!!!!

TitleTicklers around the World....

2008-08-25T14:33:00.003-04:00

Just found this in the Inbox and I have to say, it puts a smile on my TitleTickling face! Thanks "Husky" Hal!!!!

Hey Titletickler,

That blown back hair look from Lake Norman is a truly classic pic! Takes me back to the days when beefcakes like ourselves could flaunt our fuzzy upper lips with pride while shredding the kneeboard on some gnarly wake. These days, people think the mustache is some kind of joke. Ain't no joke fools! Here's to your tickler Titleboy and Go Dawgs!

Truly,

Hal "Husky" Fuzzberger

Week Three....

2008-08-25T12:47:00.003-04:00

Here we are, the week before the season starts and I have to say, I couldn't be happier with growth. I know there are some of you out there sporting sporty TitleTicklers. Send me the pics at titletickler@gmail.com and I will get them posted to the world wide webnation. Mexico has some great ticklers, however, wasn't comfortable in trying to snatch photos of them without fear of repercussions. Take my word for it, they're great and they're MEAN!!! Sorry to hear about Charles White. Hope he has a speedy recovery. Let's try and keep this ship healthy!!! This week is going to fly by with anticipation of the weekend and the weeks and months to come. GO DAWGS!!!!

Weekend Sighting

2008-08-24T21:00:00.000-04:00

I received a copy of this photo of a weekend shot of the TitleTickler in action. It was participating in water sports out on Lake Norman and I think this caused the voluminous effect. If the Georgia Bulldogs possess this type of explosion, we should be in for a good year. Go Dawgs!!!!

Segunda Semana...

2008-08-18T20:39:00.004-04:00

Well, growth is good. Work has taken me to a mustache Hotbed known as ole Mexico. I am hoping to get some quality pics. I will keep you all updated. For the meantime, el bigote de la semana segunda will have to whet your appetite.

TitleTickling the Weekend!!!!

2008-08-17T22:20:00.007-04:00

Well sports fans out there we had an exciting time out on the town tickling friends and foe alike. After a Saturday filled with fun outdoor activitie, I took this show to see a show. The show this show saw was none other than some loyal fans of the TitleTicker known as Athens very own; Da Whigs!!!! Yes, that is Da Whigs like Da Bears because we all know that Mike Ditka aka Iron Mike Ditka sported a TitleTickler the year that Da Bears took down the Super Bowl Title. Da Bears, Da Bears, Da Bears, Da Bears, Daaa Bulls! Actually, Iron Mike wrote me last week to encourage me on the TitleTickler. He said that it's a little known secret but that Da Bears would have had no chance in Hades to win the title if it hadn't been for his Tickler. His Tickler is what gave him the inspiration to push the team to the top. He said, while choking back some heavy emotions, "That this blog takes him right back to January '86 when he Tickled his last Title.

But this is not a blog to discuss Ditka's Tickler, it's to discuss this TitleTickler and the adventure that it went on this weekend. Basically what I wanted to say is that Da Whigs are AWESOME!!!
They totally killed it and I still have a smile under my Tickler. Thanks there Whigs!!!!

Here is the tickler with Whigs frontman Parker Gispert.

So I think I might have sold Julian Dorio, Whigs Drum Whipper, into growing a TitleTickler. So Julian, public callout, grow the Tickler! Thanks again Whigs, great performance by everyone. I would love nothing more than to catch you boys on tour again this fall with big TitleTicklers on your upper lips! Go check the boys out at www.thewhigs.com or thewhigs.blogspot.com.

On a more exciting note, the TitleTickler was spotted by a random fan. Great excitement on both our parts. This lucky lady's name was Lindsay and she was a fan of the Razorbacks but a bigger fan of the TitleTickler!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!

Thanks for the support. I have heard some tales of thriving new Ticklers out there in the Bulldawg Nation and it fills me with joyva. Keep up the work. I will see you all in Miami.

Mustache of the Week!!!!

2008-08-15T09:02:00.006-04:00

Since this blog was created to profess the love of the Bulldogs and also the Mustache, I think that it is only fair that I post a weekly feature. This is "Mustache of the Week" and not "TitleTickler of the Week" because this certain mustache was not grown with the thought of using it to tickle titles. It also no longer exists which is a sad thing. Here's to the Mustache!!!!

Photo courtesy of Eve Thompson

This certain individual is a true specimen and warrior in all fields of life. Many know him as just Ted, others Tedyurd, then some as Lightshow Ted. We at TitleTickler love all his variations. Thanks for putting a wonderful slug on that lip there Taed.

Go Dawgs!!!!!

First Tickler Sighting

2008-08-14T16:12:00.006-04:00

Will be in the sunny desert out in Tempe. Just assured that due to the fact that I now am a proud holder of season tickets for the Arizona State Sun Devils. If you know anyone who is a huge Stanford Cardinals fan, tell them I got their tix. On a separate note, there has been lots of chatter about Richard Samuel pushing Caleb King for the number 2 spot at running back. Maybe this is why... Photo courtesy of www.UGASPORTS.com

...he is the one in the middle! Oh yeah, he's 18 by the way. The rest don't look so bad either. Might want to watch ole number 9 Reshad Jones, he's on the far right. Richard Samuel, if you are reading this then let me just warn you. I came to Athens in 2000 and although I was 19, I was about as ripped as you. Due to lack of focus on the prize aka the Title I then put on what you might call the freshmen fifty. Just looking out for you there fella and giving you a heads up. Keep up the good work.

Go Dawgs, see you in Tempe!!!!

Spitz versus Phelps

2008-08-12T22:42:00.005-04:00

As we have all watched these Olympics, we hear once again from a repeat of four years ago that Michael Phelps is after Mark Spitz' seven gold medals. So I have to say, as a fan of the Mustache, there is no comparison.

As you can tell, my pony in the race, Mark Spitz, is rocking a most aggressive mustache as you will ever see. He makes Selleck lay awake at night with envy and all the while he set seven world records and won seven golds with this monster on his face. Michael Phelps is a beast, don't get me wrong, I just want to see him in London in 2012 with a big TitleTickler on his lip. Thanks Mr. Spitz for raising the bar!

Week One Addition

2008-08-12T07:36:00.004-04:00

To say I am excited is an understatement. Although I don't think that my Grandmother is going to appreciate Christmas pics of TitleTicks, I know that I will. Here my kid bro, avid dawg fan and crazed Tar Heel, decided to hop on board the TitleTickler Express. He also rocks a blog at www.jaytheintern.blogspot.com; check him out.
Like he said to me:

"it ain't much, yet. but rome wasn't built in a day."

go heels and go dawgs,

birdman

Week One...

2008-08-11T10:15:00.003-04:00

...is in the books and what a week it was!!!! Sounds like great stuff is coming out of Athens and the Bulldogs are putting in the work. Well, I am doing the same. I know that some of my loyal TitleTickling posse are out there growing and showing their support. I want you too to know that it isn't to late to hop aboard this train of titletickling terror. If you feel so inclined to show off your TitleTickler, then send me a shot at titletickler@gmail.com

ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!

2008-08-04T20:35:00.002-04:00

Greetings to the world wide web. Greetings to my brethren. Greetings to Dawg Nation. The quest for the title starts now. And my title story will be told by the tickler on my lip. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, little newberries and staffords, this is a variation of the "Victory Mustache" that many of my loyal Dawg Brethren wore into the field of battle while we were privileged enough to enjoy the womb known as Athens, Georgia. Although the "Victory Mustache" was worn with bravery, it never took us to where we wanted to go. I realize now in my wiser years that we let it go too soon. Although undefeated status would be great, title hopes should not have been lost. I will wear this mustache 'til the end... when I find myself watching the sun rise over the Atlantic while basking in the victory on the place known as South Beach. Enjoy the ride and hey, you might just get a chance aboard this TitleTickler. DAWG NATION!!!!