Weekend Update....

Well I just couldn't say no. Something grabbed me when I first visited bayou country long ago when I was twelve to go duck hunting with a childhood friend who originally was from Houma, LA. Those people, yes you Bayou folk, know how to do it. From duck hunting, to gumbo, to crawfish, and definitely to SEC football atmosphere; they do it right, hey bra!!! Now granted, I have seen some nasty episodes down in the Bayou from privates swinging out of windows, shirts getting ripped off, grandmas cussing the opposing fans, to people getting spat on. Well wait, that was from one person's trip down in 2003 so some might have been self inflicted but still, the place, like its oysters, is raw!!! Being that my last visit I caught fragments of all the aforementioned attacks, I had some vengeance in mind. Well TT, what did you do? Well TitleTickler nation, I didn't have to do one damn thing because before I even made it in the stadium thanks to some poor fan management, ole Darryll Gamble already had rumbled in for a pick six.
You see, I had the pleasure of meeting this man while waiting in the line to enter this raucous arena. As you observant ones notice, the man had a tickler. This said Tickler has actually been on his upper lip for 24 years and the lucky recipient of numerous rides was right there with him. She proved that beautiful women love the Tickler. This was a true American Dawg Fan and it was a pleasure meeting him. He gave it to every LSU Tiger who was giving it to us. It was sheer Glory.
I apologize to the elder Tickler for cutting him out of this photo but the Cajun in the middle had some limp excuse for a mustache. He was running his Tiger trap about SEC football and for that I agreed with him. There is not much better than being in a big time environment like Baton Rouge this past Saturday. It was great to talk to an elder Bulldawg wearer of the beloved mustache. ET, elder Tickler, said he started growing in college and has never looked back. If we all could only be so courageous. Thanks ET it was truly a pleasure.

By the time I was in my seat, LSU had already scored. I knew we were in for a roller coaster. I enjoyed the fine company of three very passionate Dawg Fans Himmy New, Malicious Matt Wilson, and none other than Stiffy himself, Jonny Stewballs. It was a grand time. You see, the TT loves tossing around high fives and toss em a plenty he did. It was up and down emotions all day. We snatched this photo after the game was well in check. Happy to be in the area with my shirt still intact and victory on the horizon. The last time down, I don't think that I could have gotten out of there any faster. This time, we did back strokes til they told us to get out of the pool. LSU proved to be the most awesome environment as I remembered it. The fans were rowdy, the band was blaring, and the babies were a plenty. But you haven't been to Baton Rouge until you've seen this!


As we were promptly reminded walking out of the stadium of the lesson taught to us at TTHQ by the younger variation of the TT, I snatched up a dog of the hot sort and devoured it. The season is not over by a long shot and we have to continue to pick ourselves up and Finish the Drill. The D put us over the 50 point mark but gave LSU too much to cheer for. That won't work this weekend and we need to show Timmy Tebow who rules the East.

As if the weekend couldn't have gotten any better, the TitleTickler had the privilege of meeting number 7, UGA VII that is. What we noticed and relayed to TTHQ was noticed by others including some very verbose LSU fans. You see UGA VII has a healthy set of 'nads and they are the brightest red things you have ever seen. TTHQ has seen many a pair but none have ever been as RED or as Hairless as these. Well a guy can call his sister ugly but it doesn't mean a stranger can. That is where we found this interaction taking place.

LSU Male Fan: "Damn baby, look at that dogs nuts. I never seen nuts that Red. Baby, don't you wonder why his nuts are that red."

LSU Female Fan: "Shut up, quit talking like that."

Defensive TT: "They're that RED because he's been wearing that tiger Pu$$y out all day long!!!!"

Keep up the good work UGA VII and keep up the good work Dawgs!!!! This week sells itself, let's put the doubters to sleep. GO DAWGS!!!!
Sorry about the shot, UGA VII hadn't eaten anything all day and was on his way to dinner. Understandable UGA, understandable. Until next time sports fans. GO DAWGS!!!!