Weekend Recap

Well, this past weekend was one for the nerves. Be it that we at TTHQ understand that those ole Fighting Cocks always put us to the test, things we were feeling like an egg over easy. This was the first public test of the TitleTickler. How was it going to be received? Would it look bushy enough? Would there be any Gamecocks that could rival this beloved TitleTickler? "Those are neat questions TTHQ but did you ever ask yourself the one, will I have to shave it off?" That was never asked or never even entered into the main office of TTHQ and the reason being that you can read for yourself at the top of the page. The next time this lip will feel the cool refreshing flavor of milk raw to the skin will be January the 9th, 2009. It will be in South Beach.

Now that we got that out of the way, let's return to the weekend. This goes out to a certain Bubba from Columbia. Bubba probably doesn't remember seeing me on Saturday morning. Bubba was CRAVING a mustache ride and I apologize to Bubba for not making it back to the tailgate where I unfortunately ran into him in the first place to follow up on my promise of giving him a healthy, hearty mustache ride. Coach Spurrier, if you are reading this, I would recommend you not invite Bubba to anymore of your home contests because we here at TTHQ received reports that he was not terribly hospitable to guests especially one known TitleTickler. I appreciate our boy Rennie Curran and his associates for taking care of ole Bubba's ride aboard the TitleTickler Express. Photo Courtesy of UGASports.com

That ball never stood a chance again those guns.

On to the highlights, Ric Flair is a supposed big fan of the Gamecocks. Now this is suprising for TTHQ because he is also a proven winner. Not sure how a proven winner get's mixed up with that crowd but nonetheless the fans love him. As I was walking to my seat I heard hundreds of whooooo, wooooo, wooooooo and looked over the edge to see "The World's Heavyweight Champ" entering the stadium.
That's him in the blue shirt with the balding crown. What happened to the mullet Champ? For a brief interruption of this weekend's report, I will give you a taste of what we feel at TTHQ is one of the finest collections of Rant ever heard in the history of the Universe, you understand that?




Mr. Flair, you are misspoken. Herschel Walker is definitely The Champ!!!




All of the questions I was asking myself prior to the game were foolish. There was no reason to worry. The public receipt of TitleTickler was truly heartwarming. I now know what it feels like to have great breasts. Every wandering eye undressed my upper lip. It was awesome. I can't count how many "great mustache" comments I got. The majority came while waiting to urinate in the troughs at Williams Brice. Loads of Bulldogs said, "great mustache" at which point I responded it's not a mustache but a TitleTickler. I then directed them here. I wonder how it feels to genuinely wear a mustache for say 5 years and some random dude just gives you a "nice mustache." Does that happen to the established mustache wearer? Is there something on my TitleTickler that says I'm not serious? Ladies and Gents, I am most definitely serious so if you pay me a "nice mustache" just be ready for a response of "great boobs" or "nice normal haircut."

Would it be bushy enough? By the crowd response, I'd say yes. Also see Week Six for verification. BUSHY!

Would there be any Gamecocks out there that could rival this beloved TitleTickler?

Not quite. I had two gentlemen in my close proximity sporty their version of the mustache. The one to my right also happened to be the uncle of the Bulldogs very own Sanders Commings. He was a very pleasant man and his wife was equally as hospitable. I enjoyed their company very much and they spoke very highly of Sanders and also of Coach Richt and the rest of the Bulldogs staff. The other stache was not as pleasant. I do not understand what makes anyone think that the opposing team fan wants to hear how their opponent can never catch a break. I am going to make an announcement to all the opposing fans that are sure to see the TitleTickler and probably get caught up in its wake, please don't invite me to your teams pity party. I don't want to come nor do I give a damn about how South Carolina for the last 3257 years has never caught a break. It won't make us friends or make me like you especially when you are wearing washed up Andy Sipowicz mustache. Who's Andy Sipowicz, better not ask him that?

Get your hand out of there Andy!

As I was leaving the stadium victory safely in hand, I was blown away with relief. The egg which could have appeared undercooked to some was perfect over easy, just warm enough. Probably not how I would like to have all of my eggs but this one was edible. Continuing to get "nice stache" from gleeful Georgia fans, I was suddenly approached. "Hey, I am Worth McAthur. I'm on your website." It's your too amigo. Great way to close out the weekend but with another TitleTickler spotting. If yours is floating around out there lacking the glory, send it in. Thanks for saying hey Worth. It wasn't the prettiest W but it still counts. Go Dawgs!!!!

I plan on seeing all out in Tempe. I have teamed up with local BBQ company called BBQ Island. They are located in Tempe and are going to be hosting a tailgate filled to the grills with Tasty Treats. We will have RV flying Georgia colors proud with all necessary components of good tailgate. Seems those Sun Devil Fans are talking up the expectations of the Southeastern ruckus that is about to descend upon them. Ruckus will be present courtesy of this guy. Please come see me and the Dawgs march to victory!!!!