Spitz versus Phelps

As we have all watched these Olympics, we hear once again from a repeat of four years ago that Michael Phelps is after Mark Spitz' seven gold medals. So I have to say, as a fan of the Mustache, there is no comparison.

As you can tell, my pony in the race, Mark Spitz, is rocking a most aggressive mustache as you will ever see. He makes Selleck lay awake at night with envy and all the while he set seven world records and won seven golds with this monster on his face. Michael Phelps is a beast, don't get me wrong, I just want to see him in London in 2012 with a big TitleTickler on his lip. Thanks Mr. Spitz for raising the bar!